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Born Again by maka3: 9:59am On Jul 02, 2011
It's my first time, so easy on d criticism. Here it is: Mimi went to her pastor and said; pastor, my dog just died, can you please conduct a memorial service for that poor creature? PASTOR: I don't conduct memorial service for animals in my church, there's a new church down the road, maybe they can help. MIMI: do u think they will accept #250,000( two hundred and fifty thousand naira) in return for a good memorial service? PASTOR: HOLY LORD! Y didn't u tell me the dog was born again! cry
Re: Born Again by sweetliet: 11:00am On Jul 02, 2011
money making pastor, lwkmd
Re: Born Again by fumisko(f): 12:03pm On Jul 02, 2011
pastors of now adays, grin
Re: Born Again by mikuz(m): 12:11am On Jul 03, 2011
Old but still a cool one.

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