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I don't think Timi knows what he is saying

Gas wey never reach us for this side, na im una wan take go europe. U guys thinks this little war will last forever? This govt don finish us.

Administration1:
Kangaroo talk

Very very Kangaroo

too far

Did you consider the annual maintenance cost and the delivery price, Russia is nearer to those countries thereby making the pipes are less costly to maintain making it lesser than anyone's price, Russian gas is irreplaceable.

Did you consider the annual maintenance cost and the delivery price, Russia is nearer to those countries thereby making the pipes less costly to maintain making the price lesser than anyone's, Russian gas is irreplaceable.

Maxymilliano:
Is this supposed to be a joke or something ? The country gas plants aren't working at installed capacities due to inadequate supply of gas thereby plunging the country into prolong darkness, yet NNPC is proposing white elephant projects that will only end up as a pipe dream

don't mind , you can observed that the European Union delegates didn't even bother to give them response.

englishmart:
Why do we have northern Nnpc? At least I know of two. One in Abuja, the other at Ikoyi. Does Nnpc belong to the north, or there's a northern Nnpc branch?
Does this country belong to the north?

Stop that already.

1. Abuja, the FCT is where all federal government ministries and parastatals have their head office domiciled. Why should the NNPC, such an important commission to a petrodollar reliant country as ours, be an exemption?

2. Abuja is not North. Stop reinforcing that stereotype. It is the Federal capital territory and geographically at the centre of Nigeria.

3. We also need to stop bothering where and who gets what because of our archaic tribal sentiments. Nigerian politicians have brainwashed us with that mentality so we keep fighting one another. Those things don't matter if we want things to work.

Etc

Hope it's for real, not white elephant project to siphon our money

If you believe this eh?

Pipeline that bandits/terrorists will soon destroy.

Senseless talk. You can't even make a refinery function to 50% ,but pipe dreaming of EU gasline.

You guys should be dodging from missiles from the great Z himself while building what ever you are building

EU may build and operate it and give us what is die to us but Nigeria doing that is a joke

This thoughts normally come after he has taken a big tombo of original ogogoro liquor.

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People who do not have enough capacity to meet local demand want to supply to Europe. What a joke!

This is one of Obj dream for Nigeria.. infact he signed the agreement with Algeria and started the pipe laying operation...

It's called the west Africa gas line project or trans- Sahara gas pipe line project

It's a very very huge capital intensive project which will HV pipes lated accross the desert to Algeria ND then to Europe

BeeBeeOoh:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/were-building-europe-bound-pipelines-to-deliver-gas-nnpc/%3famp

This people stink. Many Nigerians can't afford gas, kerosine and diesel anymore. You re building Europe bound pipelines.

We need a revolution

Fahdiga:
Useless agency who can't deliver at home but are building pipeline to deliver in Europe. The only thing they know how to do is to import adulterated fuel into the country

Bro, i really can’t understand the guys we have running things in this country. Is it that they are dumb or they think we are dumb, or both?

Has this dumb prick ever looked at the map of Nigeria in Africa? Is he going to run the pipe across the raging jihad in northern Nigeria through the instability in the Middle East to his so-called European customers, and outsell the gas-rich gulf states?

Or is he gonna bend the curve all around west Africa to Europe? How is this dimwit going do this? I just don’t get these guys running the show here in this country?

Is our education system this bad to produce such clowns in this news report? What’s effing wrong with us?

We are struggling to build a light rail from orile to okokomaiko.. this has taken years.
Those “abokis” at that stretch of road has turned the road into open toilet. The whole rail road (orile-mile2-festival-abule ado-LASU-ok Ojo)is littered with excrements. It’s appalling.

The rail we have running to the north are pretty often held up by marauding head choppers in the north. Check the recent kaduna news.

By the way, Aren’t we importing gas?

PS: I think I have lost hope in this country. We just can’t get our sh*t together. #japa

If Europe needs Nigerian gas, they should come up with at least 60% of the cost of building the pipeline. It should not be at the expense of the Nigerian government. With the canceling culture going on now, anything can happen tomorrow if we fall out of favor with them. If it's a solely Nigerian funded project, we'd be at the losing end.

owagbeba:


Bro, i really can’t understand the guys we have running things in this country. Is it that they are dumb or they think we are dumb, or both?

Has this dumb prick ever looked at the map of Nigeria in Africa? Is he going to run the pipe across the raging jihad in northern Nigeria through the instability in the Middle East to his so-called European customers, and outsell the gas-rich gulf states?

Or is he gonna bend the curve all around west Africa to Europe? How is this dimwit going do this? I just don’t get these guys running the show here in this country?

Is our education system this bad to produce such clowns in this news report? What’s effing wrong with us?

We are struggling to build a light rail from orile to okokomaiko.. this has taken years.
Those “abokis” at that stretch of road has turned the road into open toilet. The whole rail road (orile-mile2-festival-abule ado-LASU-ok Ojo)is littered with excrements. It’s appalling.

The rail we have running to the north are pretty often held up by marauding head choppers in the north. Check the recent kaduna news.

By the way, Aren’t we importing gas?

PS: I think I have lost hope in this country. We just can’t get our sh*t together. #japa

This is the best post I've read in a while. You've said it all bro. Posterity will be kind to you and your generation

BeeBeeOoh:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/were-building-europe-bound-pipelines-to-deliver-gas-nnpc/%3famp

Why not deliver gas to their own backyards first

Accursed creatures

Alexpre11:
They never even start self. I was thinking they have started building the pipeline

Dem suppose to, but it seems like phase one of the money budgeted has developed wings. Na naija we dey bro

inoki247:
lol laik diz people av clear route to dey follow reach Europe now dem go dey follow Nigeria Gas pipe route.....

lol. So true. You no need sabi road. Just follow the pipeline

APC is the purveyor of the greatest deception of this age.

You've not been able to provide gas to your teeming population and the power plants to generate electricity, yet you are planning or considering laying pipes to Europe to deliver gas.

You are supplying electricity to neighbouring countries while your countrymen grope in dark staircases struggling for space with rats (apologies to Gaddafi).

You are building railway line to Niger Republic when local railway services is in mired with lack of diesel and attacks by bandits.

Nigerians are comfortable coasting in a "one-chance" vehicle under the misrule of the gap-toothed general.

This is a pipe dream that will remain in the pipeline till APC and the destroyers of Nigeria are wiped off from annals of history of this country.

Yahoo yahoo government

driand:


For more jokes text NNPC to 419

I'll believe this if it was said by lie Mohammed