1. Feel at home doesn't mean you should enter my kitchen do amala, warm soup and remove two meat. Economy is bad oo

2. My sister if you want to marry, marry a man with a good surname
Which one is Mrs Kate Onuihe

3. Don't lose yourself trying to impress us on social media, we are not your real friends and we don't care.


4. Learn to snatch people's partners......... Some are not happy in their relationship..*
*Rescue someone today. Am available to rescue anyone ohh*

5. Those studying Pharmacy, Nursing and Medicine. Please at what stage do they teach you people bad handwriting?


6. Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) Ill be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didnt Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!*


7. Each time I bring food or snacks home, I don't know why my siblings look at me as if we are related.

8. Gone are the days when lovers celebrate love under mango tree,now na for shawarma joints

9. Witchcraft is Real*
_My friend was telling me how good his girlfriend is in bed_
*I accidentally said "I KNOW"*


10. WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU IN THIS GROUP is it
- Commentology
- Likeology
- Readerology
- Wakaology
- Stickerology
- Lamentology

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