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Jesus Vs Satan On The Computer - Too Funny: Must Read by dealordea(m): 3:54pm On Jul 04, 2011
For those who have computer problems

This has got to be one of the best clean jokes I have heard in ages


Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on The computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went
out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
His work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES
Re: Jesus Vs Satan On The Computer - Too Funny: Must Read by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jul 04, 2011
Stale!!! undecided
Re: Jesus Vs Satan On The Computer - Too Funny: Must Read by damhadji(m): 3:40pm On Dec 28, 2011
Its kinda funny actually. I like the finishing. The truth is : Jesus doesnt compete, HE WINS smiley
Re: Jesus Vs Satan On The Computer - Too Funny: Must Read by andrew24: 8:49am On Dec 30, 2011
i love it keep it up grin
Re: Jesus Vs Satan On The Computer - Too Funny: Must Read by terrifikjo(m): 9:52am On Dec 30, 2011
wow,,, am touched.
this is more than a mere joke, its evangelical.
indeed JESUS SAVES!!!
Re: Jesus Vs Satan On The Computer - Too Funny: Must Read by MrResource(m): 9:31pm On Dec 30, 2011
^^Seconded cheesy

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