"Not using deodorant or body spray should be an offense punishable by law. Use deodorants! Especially if your work is tedious and involves a lot of body movement. You can sweat, and when you sweat, you smell! It is not expensive. No matter how low you earn, you can afford it. Use the money you spend on calls to gossip, and buy data to visit gossip blogs on social media, to freshen up yourself and smell good.
So you do not kill your colleagues and coworkers. Thank you!"

Hmm, vawulence.