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Church Service! by UZORY007: 11:45am On Jul 06, 2011 |
This guy keeps falling asleep in church and his wife’s getting sick of it. She decides she'll bring a pin to church with her and poke him when he starts falling asleep. They're in church the next Sunday and he starts falling asleep right as the preacher’s saying, "And the Lord God created the heavens and the earth." His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling "HALLELUIAH!!" The preacher, looking startled, says "very good, very good." A little while later he starts falling asleep again as the preacher’s saying, "and the lord parted the red sea for Moses". His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!!" The preacher exclaims, "Very good, very good!" A little while later he falls asleep again just as the preacher says, "And what did Eve say to Adam after they had their second child?" His wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling, "STICK THAT THING IN ME AGAIN AND I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!" |
Re: Church Service! by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
And what was the Pastor's response after the last episode? I'm getting ready to spill the laughter |
Re: Church Service! by satos: 12:20pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
nice one jare. |
Re: Church Service! by mikuz(m): 5:27pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
Spill which laughter? At this joke? |
Re: Church Service! by ARareGem(f): 6:19pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
Okoro2015: Extremely good, extremely good! @ op |
Re: Church Service! by Roses1(f): 1:20am On Jul 07, 2011 |
Quote: mikuz: Spill which laughter? At this joke? ℓ☺ℓ its not a bad joke. |
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