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Akpos The Greatest Theif / A Missing German Machine In Nigeria.( A.k.a.) Thief Catcher. / Thief Catcher Machine (2) (3) (4)

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Theif Catcher by Nipeks(m): 5:23pm On Jul 06, 2011
A machine was built in china to catch thieves, when brought it to London, in 3min it caught 10 thieves, when brought it to Italy, in 4min it caught 20 thieves, when taken to Ghana, in 5min it caught 60 thieves, when taken to India, in 7min it caught 70 thieves, but when brought to Nigeria in 2min the machine was no where to be found.
Re: Theif Catcher by mikuz(m): 6:05pm On Jul 06, 2011
*goes very close to the poster and pretends as if he wants to whisper to him,but to his surprise mikuz gives him an heavy knock that almost pushed him down*
good for you,so next time you won't pull a stunt like this again!
Re: Theif Catcher by Nipeks(m): 1:08am On Jul 06, 2015
mikuz:
*goes very close to the poster and pretends as if he wants to whisper to him,but to his surprise mikuz gives him an heavy knock that almost pushed him down*
good for you,so next time you won't pull a stunt like this again!

*Pulled out my M1911 pistol as he turned back then shot his left yansh.*

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