@Dyt dearie, yeah, diz is thread 4 u n moi! Ever since i set my eyez on u/ur posts, i've been having sleepless nights n absent-minded days, all because, i'm tinkin abt yo! I've bn around d world, (*'bad belles', no doubt me, na tru talk. LoL*), bn 2 so many places, seen so many faces, bt non compared 2 U, (*despite say i neva see her face. HeHEHEHE!*) U're 1 in a million! So, in a nutshell, @DYT, is diz feeling, i'm feeling luv or lust, n is it mutual??

** iya clicks on Jamesdman's profile* no comment for now** BRB!

It has got to be LUST!

Walks in majesticaly n sexilly
clears throat
erm erm erm . . . .

bhusayor:

It has got to be LUST!

Yeah! Coz i've got a tin 4 Bhusexy! *dearie my heart aches n longs 4 U, bt at d same time, a part of my heart craves 4 Dyt* i'm confused! Sexkillz, my homie, whatcha tink i should do?

Dyt:

Walks in majesticaly n sexilly
clears throat
erm erm erm . . . .

*sat up bolt-upright at d sight of her majestic n perfectly proportioned body, n stares unblinkingly at d swayin of her rounded hips! All most pee in his pants, at d sound of her vry vry romantic voice, as she clears her throat* HEHEHEHE I don dey kolo 4 Dyt oooo!

Kids.

Now sing me a song boi

'Dyt moi oo, obi moi oo, nne moi oo, awaranchama! ~~Omoge mi, èwo ni mo fefe, Omo to shó, omo to 9ice, omo to klin, yawo mi, gbam! ~~ wahali ta li, kai ce nike so, in ba ke ce, sai rigiya, wayoyo ooo ~~OMO U DON MAKE ME FALL IN LUV/LUST. Na u dey make me sing/speak in different languages. I'm possessed by d spirit of luv/lust 4 DYT. HEHEHEHE!

Now wat v u taken?
Mayb u shld explain ow d thing s doin u

Goldieluks:

Kids.

@Goldie dearie, go n listen to 'YOUNG LOVE' by Chris Brown. U'll understand hw strong diz luv can be!

Dear James
my eyes r quite heavy ryt now
my bed s callin
nyty swt

Alrite switty, gudnite, sleep tite n drim of me. Will u?

Yawns n stretches
mornin my lust
did u c me chasin u in d drms?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dyt:

Yawns n stretches
mornin my lust
did u c me chasin u in d drms?

Mornin dearie, yeah, however it wasn't in my drimz, bcoz i cudn't sleep, i was tinkin n fantasizin (COKEsizin) abt U. N u, hope u slept fine? Hw is ur day gonna shape out?

yinkalink:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dear Yinka, watz wif d 'hmmmm'?

Well, @ d rate u‘r goin by d end of dis year, u‘ll v had ‘a tin‘ for all nairaland females.
But its good bro, so ride on. Who knows, u myt create a record

~~Really? I didn't knw i was movin wif a 'certain rate'. Can u calculate d 'rate' 4 me pls. LoL. Tnx 4 the encouragement 2 kip goin, i will n probably break d record of @190. *winks*. N did I at anytime tell u dat there is sumtin abt u, that is pullin me klose 2 U? If i haven't, then i'm tellin u nw, I'VE GOT A THING FOR YOU. *Ooops, sowi Dyt darling, didn't mean 2 spill it out, bt she was vry temptin, i cudn't resist d urge*. LMAO!

Uh oh, u v a tin for 190!
Didnt know u were bi-sexual,nywaiz its all good.

Its allowed James
as a mata of fact sef
i dont care ow many u v flings wit
so long ur lust 4 me s strong as eva
well 2day s gon b jst lyk everyoda day
hm i guess
wldnt mind seein a movie tho bt its fri n dont v additional moni,unlyk wkdays wen i get 2 use my old sch ID
laughs

yinkalink:

Uh oh, u v a tin for 190!
Didnt know u were bi-intimate,nywaiz its all good.

Yinks dearie, u've misunderstood me. I don't have a 'tin' 4 190 or any other male Nlander. I'm nt bis.exual, i've never been n will never be!! I'm homophobic. Wat i meant was, 190 is known in d romance section n NL as a whole, as d certified ladies' man. He's currently holding d record! So, when u encouraged me 2 set a new record, i've got 2 break 190's b4 i can set mine. Hope u got me nw?

Dyt:

Its allowed James
as a mata of fact sef
i dont care ow many u v flings wit
so long your lust 4 me s strong as eva
well 2day s gon b jst lyk everyoda day
hm i guess
wldnt mind seein a movie tho bt its fri n dont v additional moni,unlyk wkdays wen i get 2 use my old sch ID
laughs

Ok sugar! Come 2 tink of it, it's weekend! We cud go clubbing 2nite, u knw, it's a FRIDAY NITE, whatcha tink? *on a more serious note, hw are u fightin d discouragement dat surrounds ur situation? I mean, afta sufferin in skul, passin tru all d skul lyf distress, one hopes 2 come out n reap d fruit of one's labour, only 2 fall prey 2 Naija's unemployment problems. It's quite fustrating! Hw do u cope?*

Naughty jobless youth.

Na small pikin dey worry you.

^^ hmmm reed
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James
Well u dont wanna know ow long dis madam s bn witout a job o
bt i still dey sha
we dey push am small small
sure u new in it yh?

@Lord Reed, y e dey pain u? U bi Dyt father ne?

Dyt:


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James
Well u dont wanna know ow long dis madam s bn witout a job o
bt i still dey sha
we dey push am small small

Hmmmm, datz touchin n pathetic! However, whatever happens, never give up, jst kip tryin. Lyk they say, 'God's time is d best'. Dat time 4 u, will come soon n i pray it comes sooner rather than later. D last part of ur reply, u were askin me a question, i don't get wat u're tryin 2 ask me, pls can u make it clearer?

@James
Do I need to be her father to know that you are jobless and bored?

@Dyt
Yes mam?

~~ Those are hard words @Reed. I opened diz thread, not becoz i don't have thingz to do, bt bcoz i wanted 2 have fun n cool down d stress. It also affords me d opportunity 2 get 2 knw fellow Nlanders.

HEN HEN, where i dey wey DYT off all PEOPLE dey do love WANTITI with one small boy 

SMH

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^^ ur bro wey no serious
Reed did u miss me?
James so tell me bout d lust thingy