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Hardened Mice by IBBFan(m): 4:26am On Feb 19, 2006 |
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times." The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bulls**t. I gotta go home and f**k the cat." |
Re: Hardened Mice by Skintite(f): 2:42pm On Feb 20, 2006 |
ouch, that was nasty. |
Re: Hardened Mice by spikelord(m): 2:37am On Mar 20, 2006 |
Re: Hardened Mice by tolutope(m): 7:10pm On Mar 20, 2006 |
now dats a hard mice, |
Re: Hardened Mice by micklplus(m): 7:33am On Mar 21, 2006 |
Shuo these things dey vex o |
Re: Hardened Mice by donjon: 12:04am On Oct 23, 2009 |
No bi small tin o! |
Re: Hardened Mice by donjon: 12:05am On Oct 23, 2009 |
No bi small tin o! |
Re: Hardened Mice by mailmalc(m): 3:07am On Oct 23, 2009 |
Lol 3 blind mice |
Re: Hardened Mice by Kunbee: 4:53am On Oct 23, 2009 |
@mail na u be dis |
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