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Ghost Story! by Nobody: 7:00am On Jul 09, 2011 |
Errm, If this joke have be post hia before, pls dont be vex. I really dont have the time to go thru 262 pages of the joke section before i post a Joke! That Said: This true story happened in South Africa about six month ago.A man was hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm.The night was rolling by and there was hardly a car on the road. The storm was so strong that he could hardly see his feet in front of him.Suddenly a car came towards him and stopped. Without thinking, he got in and closed the door,just to realize that there was nobody behind the steering wheel. The car moved off slowly. He looked ahead and saw a curve in the road. Scared, he started praying, begging for his life. He was terrified. Just before hitting the curve a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel. The man, now paralysed with fear, watched how the hand kept appearing every time they got to a curve. Gathering all his courage, he jumped out and ran to the nearest lights he could see. Wet and in shock, he went into a Bar and asked for Black-Label. After drinking it, he told everyone of the horrible experience he just had. Everyone was silent when they realized he was crying. About half an hour later, two men came walking into the Bar and, on seeing the terrified man, the one said to the other, "Look, boy,that's the i.d.i.o.t that got into the car while we were pushing it". . . |
Re: Ghost Story! by mikuz(m): 1:34pm On Jul 09, 2011 |
Haha! Nice one! |
Re: Ghost Story! by EfemenaXY: 5:49pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
Cool and Classic! I love it - nice one @poster more pls. . . |
Re: Ghost Story! by dammizz(m): 7:27pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
Hehehe, Me dig dis |
Re: Ghost Story! by EfemenaXY: 7:29pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
^^ Hello Dami! |
Re: Ghost Story! by busybody20: 8:02pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
sexkillz: sexkillz wetin u dey push? |
Re: Ghost Story! by leuelliot(m): 9:22pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
lwkmd rolflol |
Re: Ghost Story! by Exponental(m): 9:35pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
LMAOL good one, were u d man, tell NLers d truth! |
Re: Ghost Story! by ARareGem(f): 9:52pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
nice one, poster. |
Re: Ghost Story! by lysaa(f): 8:46am On Jul 11, 2011 |
Oh this is so spooky,i'm sacred! |
Re: Ghost Story! by dammizz(m): 10:16am On Jul 11, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Hi Efe. . . erm! this one that u r all cheesy at your bf's absence, hope u aint trying to use then dump moi when he returns |
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
Thank's Y'all |
Re: Ghost Story! by dani1luv: 5:46pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
LMAO, I Loff it |
Re: Ghost Story! by yusuf2(m): 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
Lmao, sexkillz, I s-wear, c-raze dey wori u |
Re: Ghost Story! by PAGAN9JA(m): 8:49am On Jul 12, 2011 |
good. |
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 11:54am On Jul 12, 2011 |
"relief" so very funny |
Re: Ghost Story! by zealot4me(f): 5:17pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
lmao |
Re: Ghost Story! by bzredder: 5:44pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
HAHA Nice One |
Re: Ghost Story! by bright007(f): 6:23pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
**where is d joke?** |
Re: Ghost Story! by LordReed(m): 7:30pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
Nice one |
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 8:14pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
Nice joke *changes tone to a higher decibel* Now look ‘ere young man, wats all dis i hear abt u changing identities? U tink u can just walk in here n claim to b sombody else just like dat? No no sir,u cant cos its my job(as JOKE SECTION JUDICIARY CHIEF DETECTIVE YINKA HOLMES) to notice, indict, n yes, FINE suspicious lookin fellows, esp dose who wear a grin dat can charm d pants off a virgin! N also come wit treacherous n scandalous names So after ponderin ur case todae, i shall tell u ao much ur fine is. Good dae! |
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 13, 2011 |
yinkalink: |
Re: Ghost Story! by akunta(f): 10:41am On Jul 13, 2011 |
Cant stop laughing |
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 11:10am On Jul 13, 2011 |
Aha! U‘re shining ur teeth abi? N look here! He even has an accomplice. Very good, u shall split d fine btw urselves. U shall pae 50000008923 naira only Failure to pae on or b4 15th july 2011 is dire! Hmph! |
Re: Ghost Story! by akunta(f): 11:29am On Jul 13, 2011 |
Am innocent of wat eva charge it is o! the only thing am guilty of is enjoying a very funny joke Discharged n accquicted? |
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 12:29pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Nope, u‘re not! |
Re: Ghost Story! by akunta(f): 1:06pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Dis laywer abi na Judge sef! u 2 harsh o!, rem 2 temper Justice wit mercy |
Re: Ghost Story! by simplymee: 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
@ op well done An okadaman doing his regular business was stopped @ night by a woman that was on the large side saying she was going to cemetry road. Okadaman:'' okay madam enter na just N150, U know say na night'' MADAM: I go pay, make we dey go. On getting to the road, he noticed that his bike was obviously lighter after passing the CEMETRY building and he asked the madam: We never reach ? but there was no response only to find that his ''PASSENGER'' has dropped without his consent off CEMETRY. If na u be d OKADAMAN , WETIN U GO DO? |
Re: Ghost Story! by Chiluvsky(f): 5:37pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Hahahaha |
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 5:56am On Jul 15, 2011 |
Aha! I c its fridae already n no paement as bin made. Very well, i know wat to do. Dani!!! Ben!!!!! Now where are dese boiz now? |
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
yinkalink:Young Lady! How do you want your payment? In Cash or in Kind? |
Re: Ghost Story! by EfemenaXY: 3:30pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
dammizz: Lol! Oh ye of 'lil faith! |
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