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Ghost Story! by Nobody: 7:00am On Jul 09, 2011
Errm, If this joke have be post hia before, pls dont be vex. I really dont have the time to go thru 262 pages of the joke section before i post a Joke! tongue 
That Said:

This true story happened in South Africa about six month ago.A man was hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm.The night was rolling by and there was hardly a car on the road.  The storm was so strong that he could hardly see his feet in front of him.Suddenly a car came towards him and stopped. Without thinking, he got in and closed the door,just to realize that there was nobody behind the steering wheel. The car moved off slowly. He looked ahead and saw a curve in the road.

Scared, he started praying, begging for his life. He was terrified.  Just before hitting the curve a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel. The man, now paralysed with fear, watched how the hand kept appearing every time they got to a curve.  Gathering all his courage, he jumped out and ran to the nearest lights he could see. Wet and in shock, he went into a Bar and asked for Black-Label. After drinking it, he told everyone of the horrible experience he just had. Everyone was silent when they realized he was crying.


About half an hour later, two men came walking into the Bar and, on seeing the terrified man, the one said to the other, "Look, boy,that's the i.d.i.o.t that got into the car while we were pushing it". . .
Re: Ghost Story! by mikuz(m): 1:34pm On Jul 09, 2011
Haha! Nice one!
Re: Ghost Story! by EfemenaXY: 5:49pm On Jul 10, 2011
Cool and Classic!

I love it - nice one @poster cheesy cheesy

more pls. . . smiley
Re: Ghost Story! by dammizz(m): 7:27pm On Jul 10, 2011
Hehehe, Me dig dis
Re: Ghost Story! by EfemenaXY: 7:29pm On Jul 10, 2011
^^ Hello Dami! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ghost Story! by busybody20: 8:02pm On Jul 10, 2011
sexkillz:


About half an hour later, two men came walking into the Bar and, on seeing the terrified man, the one said to the other, "Look, boy,that's the i.d.i.o.t that got into the car while [size=18pt]we were pushing it[/size]". . .[/font]

sexkillz wetin u dey push?  grin
Re: Ghost Story! by leuelliot(m): 9:22pm On Jul 10, 2011
lwkmd rolflol
Re: Ghost Story! by Exponental(m): 9:35pm On Jul 10, 2011
LMAOL
good one,
were u d man, tell NLers d truth!
Re: Ghost Story! by ARareGem(f): 9:52pm On Jul 10, 2011
nice one, poster.
Re: Ghost Story! by lysaa(f): 8:46am On Jul 11, 2011
Oh this is so spooky,i'm sacred!
Re: Ghost Story! by dammizz(m): 10:16am On Jul 11, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ Hello Dami! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Hi Efe. . . erm! this one that u r all cheesy at your bf's absence, hope u aint trying to use then dump moi when he returns wink wink
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jul 11, 2011
Thank's Y'all cheesy
Re: Ghost Story! by dani1luv: 5:46pm On Jul 11, 2011
LMAO, I Loff it grin grin grin grin
Re: Ghost Story! by yusuf2(m): 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2011
Lmao, sexkillz, I s-wear, c-raze dey wori u
Re: Ghost Story! by PAGAN9JA(m): 8:49am On Jul 12, 2011
good. cheesy cheesy
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 11:54am On Jul 12, 2011
"relief" so very funny
Re: Ghost Story! by zealot4me(f): 5:17pm On Jul 12, 2011
lmao grin cool
Re: Ghost Story! by bzredder: 5:44pm On Jul 12, 2011
HAHA Nice One
Re: Ghost Story! by bright007(f): 6:23pm On Jul 12, 2011
**where is d joke?**
Re: Ghost Story! by LordReed(m): 7:30pm On Jul 12, 2011
Nice one wink
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 8:14pm On Jul 12, 2011
Nice joke

*changes tone to a higher decibel*
Now look ‘ere young man, wats all dis i hear abt u changing identities?
U tink u can just walk in here n claim to b sombody else just like dat? No no sir,u cant cos its my job(as JOKE SECTION JUDICIARY CHIEF DETECTIVE YINKA HOLMES) to notice, indict, n yes, FINE suspicious lookin fellows, esp dose who wear a grin dat can charm d pants off a virgin! N also come wit treacherous n scandalous names
So after ponderin ur case todae, i shall tell u ao much ur fine is.
Good dae!
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 13, 2011
yinkalink:

Nice joke

*changes tone to a higher decibel*
Now look ‘ere young man, wats all dis i hear abt u changing identities?
U tink u can just walk in here n claim to b sombody else just like dat? No no sir,u cant cos its my job(as JOKE SECTION JUDICIARY CHIEF DETECTIVE YINKA HOLMES) to notice, indict, n yes, FINE suspicious lookin fellows, esp dose who wear a grin dat can charm d pants off a virgin! N also come wit treacherous n scandalous names
So after ponderin your case todae, i shall tell u ao much your fine is.
Good dae!

grin grin grin grin
Re: Ghost Story! by akunta(f): 10:41am On Jul 13, 2011
Cant stop laughing grin grin grin
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 11:10am On Jul 13, 2011
Aha! U‘re shining ur teeth abi?
N look here! He even has an accomplice.
Very good, u shall split d fine btw urselves.
U shall pae 50000008923 naira only
Failure to pae on or b4 15th july 2011 is dire!
Hmph!
Re: Ghost Story! by akunta(f): 11:29am On Jul 13, 2011
Am innocent of wat eva charge it is o! shocked
the only thing am guilty of is enjoying a very funny joke grin
Discharged n accquicted? wink
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 12:29pm On Jul 13, 2011
Nope, u‘re not!
Re: Ghost Story! by akunta(f): 1:06pm On Jul 13, 2011
Dis laywer abi na Judge sef!
u 2 harsh o!, rem 2 temper Justice wit mercy tongue
Re: Ghost Story! by simplymee: 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2011
@ op well done
An okadaman doing his regular business was stopped @ night by a woman that was on the large side saying she was going to cemetry road.
Okadaman:'' okay madam enter na just N150, U know say na night''
MADAM: I go pay, make we dey go.
On getting to the road, he noticed that his bike was obviously lighter after passing the CEMETRY building and he asked the madam: We never reach ? but there was no response only to find that his ''PASSENGER'' has dropped without his consent off CEMETRY.
If na u be d OKADAMAN , WETIN U GO DO?
Re: Ghost Story! by Chiluvsky(f): 5:37pm On Jul 13, 2011
Hahahaha
Re: Ghost Story! by yinkalink(f): 5:56am On Jul 15, 2011
Aha! I c its fridae already n no paement as bin made.
Very well, i know wat to do.
Dani!!! Ben!!!!!
Now where are dese boiz now?
Re: Ghost Story! by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jul 15, 2011
yinkalink:

Aha! I c its fridae already n no paement as bin made.
Very well, i know wat to do.
Dani!!! Ben!!!!!
Now where are dese boiz now?
Young Lady! How do you want your payment? In Cash or in Kind? smiley
Re: Ghost Story! by EfemenaXY: 3:30pm On Jul 16, 2011
dammizz:

Hi Efe. . . erm! this one that u r all cheesy at your bf's absence, hope u aint trying to use then dump moi when he returns wink wink

Lol!

Oh ye of 'lil faith! grin tongue

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