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| The Loyal Wife! by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
Errm, If this joke have be post hia before, pls dont be vex. I really dont have the time to go thru 262 pages of the joke section before i post a Joke! That Said: There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When i die, i want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take all my money to the afterlife with me' and so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, i know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen I am a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that i was going to put that money into the casket him.' 'You mean to tell me that you put all that money in the casket with him?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife, 'I got it together, put it in my bank account, and wrote him a cheque. . . . If he can cash it, then he can spend it. . . Shioo'**** |
| Re: The Loyal Wife! by dani1luv: 5:39pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
Lol, read it before  |
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