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Lagos Flood by olawalebabs(m): 3:16pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
LetterFromOBJ: Lagosians refused to vote for *Humblerra*, So stop complaining and start sweeping the Flood with ur *Broom*! Lwkmd! |
Re: Lagos Flood by 2ceSharp(m): 4:27pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
flood jokes: "Two Kia picantos just floated into the boot of my Nissan Armada" "Our house in Bariga has mysteriously floated to a plot in Parkview Ikoyi" |
Re: Lagos Flood by olawalebabs(m): 1:35pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
A girl was ask how she got pregnant by her parent, she reply "it is not pregnant, but the flood water" |
Re: Lagos Flood by olawalebabs(m): 1:40pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
A married woman was found on another man's bed in a house 4 streets away from her home in Lagos. She claimed it was the flood that carried her there!! Lol |
Re: Lagos Flood by simplymee: 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
I been day form II but the flood carry me go YR II .is it possible. Na only for this flood wey we dey see say country man and woman certificate dey loss anyhow, anyhow.It is serious ooooo.My guy say him wish say d flood fit carry all the kpeyans comot for area so that people for fit breathe fresh air afterall JONATHAN(A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR) |
Re: Lagos Flood by kemisuga(f): 2:46pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Praise the LORD!! The Lord just gave me a new wet Infinity FX45 Jeep!! I was just coming out of my house and I saw the flood bringing my blessing! |
Re: Lagos Flood by kemisuga(f): 2:48pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Indeed, it is a shower of blessing and it’s marvelous in my sight…the Lord will surprise some with wives, husbands, children, duplexes, blackberries, shoes, cars, umbrellas etc…just position yourself. |
Re: Lagos Flood by simplymee: 3:34pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
make people no go pick blackbelle'afterall its still BB |
Re: Lagos Flood by kemisuga(f): 3:56pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
simplymee: |
Re: Lagos Flood by olawalebabs(m): 5:45pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Waoh. Am bless with a ph.d certificate. Now. I be "Dr" |
Re: Lagos Flood by femib26(m): 7:24pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
PRAISE GOD. I NOW LIVE IN IKEJA GRA. I WISH IT WILL RAIN (FLOOD) AGAIN, WHO KNOWS MY HOUSE CAN FLOW TO LAS PARMAS |
Re: Lagos Flood by mikuz(m): 8:06pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Ola why did you copy my joke? |
Re: Lagos Flood by olawalebabs(m): 8:29pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
Mikuz this is a false accursation and i demand a PUBLIC apology or else my legal team will file a charge against you. |
Re: Lagos Flood by ssjalo(m): 9:04pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
we people's of Yola nah sun dey glitterin on our head wooh, i tink i wil move to LAG to plant 100 heaters of rice. |
Re: Lagos Flood by mikuz(m): 11:50pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
@ola which appollo-gy? You better stop day(dey) dreaming! |
Re: Lagos Flood by busybody20: 6:37am On Jul 14, 2011 |
kemisuga: kemisuga: olawalebab:ROTFLMAO hahahhahahah This is d reason I love NL |
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