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Breaking News by DONOCSO(m): 9:24pm On May 10, 2022
They are now in LAGOS oooo!
This happened this Morning in Surulere, a lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers.
She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing.
When he was fixing her slippers, he added
something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge.

When he was through, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK.

Her landlord shouted from upstairs 'no oh,
don't put your leg in that slippers I'm coming.

He came downstairs; forced the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers, the Aboki refused.

Then he alerted neighbours. So, they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers.

Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened?? Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!

The slippers cut... He did not sew it well...

Una like gossip sha .

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Re: Breaking News by olufikunayo95i: 7:06pm On May 12, 2022
cheesy

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