koolkamzzy:

LSMH  

If you go to that party dont call ma number again  

O'boy na so u dey provoke? FYI d party na here on NL datin n meet-up zone. U self fit come, but na frm window u go dey watch d party!

James-dman:

Woww!! Datz bad, a darlin lyk u shouldn't be mistreated by any dude. N yeah, offcourse u'll feel better n happier if u come around. Afta all, a change of scene is gud 4 evry1. It'll be a privilege n honor 2 have u as our guest, n it'll be sole responsibility 2 make u happy.  

Then you should be expecting to have BOKO HARAM members in that party of yours cos its HARAM to try to convert your neighbours wifey

yinkalink:



James james!

Yes O, switheart, is diz d green lite?

James and Koolkamzy,

Please! Please! Please!

I am curious here

koolkamzzy:

Then you should be expecting to have BOKO HARAM members in that party of yours cos its HARAM to try to convert your neighbours wifey

don't worry bro, i'll hire anti-bomb squad n my personal armoury is quite impressive. So no shakin!

kamzzy, So av lost my freedom now abi? Just to go n c wats happenin at deir party, am nt even goin to put on my best cloth (mayb second best)

and bsides u caused it. U been maltreatin me

James-dman:

don't worry bro, i'll hire anti-bomb squad n my personal armoury is quite impressive. So no shakin!

Even Nigerian Army dont understand the operation of the BOKO HARAMS

Cuddlemii:

James and Koolkamzy,

Please! Please! Please!

I am curious here  

HOPE YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO ARRANGE HER FOR YOUR SEF

Scash:

kamzzy, So av lost my freedom now abi? Just to go n c wats happenin at deir party, am nt even goin to put on my best cloth (mayb second best)

If you want to go, i go wif you

and bsides u caused it. U been maltreatin me

How , i paid for your schl fee, buy you Xmas cloth, even took you out to the best eatries on your birthday, what you want me do again SMH @ some gurls

dnt lets start fightin here. James did nt invite u n i want to do single lady too,

And dt fake xmas clothe u bought, was it nt immediately i tried it on dt it tore at d armpit? No tailor has been able to sew it, They said d material is too fake!

koolkamzzy:

Even Nigerian Army dont understand the operation of the BOKO HARAMS

HOPE YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO ARRANGE HER FOR YOUR SEF

I mean im curious of what yinka is saying jor. What my biz with u fighters

Yinks dearie, u're also invited to my crib (Dyt n James' thread) 4 a party i'm throwin 2 celebrate Cuddy's victory @ d Most romantic contest. It's 8pm 2nite. Come, dressed in ur best attire n no African time please! Tnx!

Cuddlemii:

I mean im curious of what yinka is saying jor. What my biz with u fighters

Errrrmmmmmmm Cuddlemii are you single, can i apply cos James has snatch my babe. im so single and i have been left in the cold.

PLEASE dont say no to a Hadsome guy proposal cos good guys like moa are so scarce. im patiently awtg your favourable reply.

Chai see application

Scash:

dnt lets start fightin here. James did nt invite u n i want to do single lady too,

And dt fake xmas clothe u bought, was it nt immediately i tried it on dt it tore at d armpit? No tailor has been able to sew it, They said d material is too fake!

As for you Oloju kokoro , i dont have anything to tell you, i knw the party will be over then you will come back begging, but it will be too late then cos Cuddlemii would have been warming ma bed already

:-o i am sooo going to the party.

And am gettin a total replacement!! I pity u, cuddlemii has someone already. Just dnt come back beggin*walks out majestically*

And hey, heres ur fake engagmt ring.
Guys, am totally single

Anyone Seen my Wifey Of Lately?

Some people are breakin up, u ure askin for ur wife. Abeg jooorrr

Breaking up? Don't you know where to get a Super Glue?

i thot i hrd som1 say UR bld is perfect wen it comes to gluein things, Y dnt u gimme some out of it?

Ok let me go & nyash her.

Scash:

:-o i am sooo going to the party.

And am gettin a total replacement!! I pity u, cuddlemii has someone already. Just dnt come back beggin*walks out majestically*

And hey, heres your fake engagmt ring.
Guys, am totally single

And you expect me to start crying abi?

Singing,  Oko won lode ho X2
Malo nogere malo pe cos Oko won lode ho, SOUND SULTAN

El Guapo:


Anyone Seen my Wifey Of Lately?

[size=13pt]Errm is she in Lagos check your neighbours (190) room cos i hear say flood the transfer person wife to the neighbour's bed[/size]

Scash:

i thot i hrd som1 say your bld is perfect wen it comes to gluein things, Y dnt u gimme some out of it?

Lol Thats Incredible!! Ought to go for a check up on ma Self

M M M:

Ok let me go & nyash her.

Young man u're putting ur Cork at risk of big fracture!

@cuddlemii
congrats on your victory

@james
arent you inviting a brother to the party

Connoisseur:

@cuddlemii
congrats on your victory

@james
arent you inviting a brother to the party

There is no victory O. I think James just wants all of us to have fun. I think he invited u too so u can come.

coming from u, i ll definitely be there
nd dnt kid ursel this aint a victory, its one well deserved.
Dnt let anybody tell you otherwise

Connoisseur:

coming from u, i ll definitely be there
nd dnt kid ursel this aint a victory, its one well deserved.
Dnt let anybody tell you otherwise

i dont need a victory to have fun with my friends.

Yeah but you could have fun and celebrate a victory wif friends

The party is so on point

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-713590.0.html
happenin live

@ cuddlemii n james, cant believe i missed dat party. Was sooooo darned tired.
Meanwhile, d friend i helped to open dis thread for has commented on it,so u can narrow down d options urself.
@ el, baby m here now
Lol@ ur signature

^^ Hmmm! Connoisseur, me guess

Dami, u don start
Go modify ur post b4 anybody sees it jo,
Meanwhile its good to c u, heard u were in kandahar, aw come d suicide bomber missed u?
I bin don buy plenty packets of candle make we do candle nyt oh

yinkalink:

Dami, u don start
Go modify your post b4 anybody sees it jo,
Meanwhile its good to c u, heard u were in kandahar, aw come d suicide bomber missed u?
I bin don buy plenty packets of candle make we do candle nyt oh

It was very obvious. The joke has ran its cause. how are u?