CASE 1
A 10yr old boy was jealous of his new baby brother because his mother was not paying attention to him at all. Tired of this constant ignoring he decided to solve the problem once and for all. He decided to put poison on his mother's nipples while she was sleeping to kill the baby. The next morning, the gardener was found dead!

NOTE: Don't touch that which does not belong to you, my fellow Nigerians

CASE 2

A maid in a Sandton home wanted an increase.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Princess, why do you want an increase?"

Princess: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase, the first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Princess: "The master said so."

Madam: "oh."

Princess: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Princess: "the master did."

Madam: "oh."

Princess: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "did the master say so as well?"

Princess: "no madam, the gardener did."

CASE 3
In a Classroom in Warri, Nigeria:

Teacher: You Boy, spell plantain

Boy: Whish one? The ripe one abi the unripe one?

Teacher: Shuo !! What difference does it make? Just spell plantain!

Boy: Teasha, If you fry the ripe one na 'DODO', if you fry the unripe one na 'SHIPS', if you roast am, na 'BOLI', all of dem na plantain, so whish one you wan make I spell na?!

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Hmm from here too

In as much as i would have loved to laugh,i didnt find this joke funny.No offence o,i am just speaking my mind.But well done sha.

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