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Poll: Did you find the good joke funny?Yes: 58% (7 votes)A little bit: 8% (1 vote) No: 33% (4 votes) This poll has ended |
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Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 8:13am On Mar 13, 2012 |
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a bigjuicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of hisneighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to tryand convert John tobe a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy thathe decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkledsome water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved. The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses!WHAT WAS GOING ON? They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent? The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. Hewas sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." . Hahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 8:15am On Mar 13, 2012 |
blinkin. . . . . |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 8:19am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Dyt: blinkin. . . . .laugh na |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 8:26am On Mar 13, 2012 |
u think its funny? |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 8:37am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Dyt: u think its funny?you cant be serious, i composed and pasted this joke on my fb status and couldnt believe my eyes; It got 52 likes and 79 posts. I didnt believe i could compose a joke that funny,a joke that went a long way to overwhelm and appeal to my fb fans gigantically . . . Well i dont blame you sha. Whoever finds this legendary joke not funny prolly didnt understand the joke or the individual didnt just understand the joke. |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 9:04am On Mar 13, 2012 |
mayb i dont actually read frm d oda side let me try readin frm anoda angle |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 10:15am On Mar 13, 2012 |
So wahala,as long as you dont read it with a brail. |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by swtchicgurl: 10:22am On Mar 13, 2012 |
MIKUZ TOO DEY POST JOKE u try small sha! |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by dani1luv: 10:48am On Mar 13, 2012 |
can I vote on the poll twice?? |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Onyeasi(m): 11:05am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Make i laugh? |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by dani1luv: 11:08am On Mar 13, 2012 |
^^you wish!!!! |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by kodylicky(f): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2012 |
@op nice one |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Thanks jare. Can i have your IM please? kody-licky: |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 12:02pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Yes,you can post as many times as possible, provided you clicked on the first option. Good day. dani1luv: can I vote on the poll twice?? |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mcnepow(m): 12:05pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Issokay. . |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 12:24pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Thank God. Peeps with human brains have seen the joke. |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by bunmioguns(m): 8:06pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
@Mikus. . Nice Joke |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
u try jare |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by othenok(f): 9:13pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Wow! Nice! |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 10:54pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Thanks guys. *waving hands* |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mikuz(m): 10:55pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Thanks guys. *waving hands* |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 8:10am On Mar 14, 2012 |
damn y'all mean u laughed? reads again |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mcnepow(m): 8:24am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Dyt: damnR u sure you know how to read?? |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 8:40am On Mar 14, 2012 |
smtyms i wonder ow i passed thru sch |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mcnepow(m): 8:52am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Maybe u were 'giving' ur lecturers Badt gurl |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 8:53am On Mar 14, 2012 |
all dose old lookin men ta dey were so ugly dat one cld faint wyl wit em |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mcnepow(m): 8:59am On Mar 14, 2012 |
U faint. . E nor concern them Them go colect am like that |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 9:00am On Mar 14, 2012 |
pukes |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mcnepow(m): 9:06am On Mar 14, 2012 |
puke kor, duke ni |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by Dyt(f): 9:10am On Mar 14, 2012 |
reads d yoke again ova n ova |
Re: Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist Lol Haha by mcnepow(m): 9:17am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Dyt: reads d yoke againAnd u stil don't get it?? Meet me on friday nite I would unveil the hidden secrets behind the joke |
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