John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a bigjuicy steak on his grill.
Meanwhile, all of hisneighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore.
They decided to tryand convert John tobe a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy thathe decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkledsome water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."
The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.
The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill.
The neighborhood men could not believe their noses!WHAT WAS GOING ON? They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent?
The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. Hewas sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." .
Hahahahaha

blinkin. . . . .

Dyt: blinkin. . . . .

laugh na

u think its funny?

Dyt: u think its funny?

you cant be serious, i composed and pasted this joke on my fb status and couldnt believe my eyes; It got 52 likes and 79 posts. I didnt believe i could compose a joke that funny,a joke that went a long way to overwhelm and appeal to my fb fans gigantically . . . Well i dont blame you sha. Whoever finds this legendary joke not funny prolly didnt understand the joke or the individual didnt just understand the joke.

mayb i dont
actually read frm d oda side
let me try readin frm anoda angle

So wahala,as long as you dont read it with a brail.

MIKUZ TOO DEY POST JOKE

u try small sha!

can I vote on the poll twice??

Make i laugh?

^^you wish!!!!

@op nice one

Thanks jare. Can i have your IM please?

kody-licky:
@op nice one

Yes,you can post as many times as possible, provided you clicked on the first option.
Good day.

dani1luv: can I vote on the poll twice??

Issokay. .

Thank God. Peeps with human brains have seen the joke.

@Mikus. . Nice Joke

u try jare

Wow! Nice!

Thanks guys.
*waving hands*

Thanks guys.
*waving hands*

damn
y'all mean u laughed?
reads again

Dyt: damn
y'all mean u laughed?
reads again

R u sure you know how to read??

smtyms i wonder ow i passed thru sch

Maybe u were 'giving' ur lecturers
Badt gurl

all dose old lookin men
ta
dey were so ugly dat one cld faint wyl wit em

U faint. .
E nor concern them
Them go colect am like that

pukes

puke kor, duke ni

reads d yoke again
ova n ova

Dyt: reads d yoke again
ova n ova

And u stil don't get it??
Meet me on friday nite
I would unveil the hidden secrets behind the joke