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Funny Motivational Quotes by grad: 5:36pm On Jul 16, 2011
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
– Robert Frost


Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles Schulz


Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.
- Brian Vaszily


Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
- Anonymous


Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
- Helen Rowland


You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore


Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
- Jackson Brown


I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
- Yogi Berra


I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde


I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
- Henny Youngman


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