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lesson for all stingy people by cushxene: 4:00pm On Jun 02, 2022 |
Last week Aunty jenny sent me to go help her deliver a message to her boyfriend , I wanted to say no but I decided to help her atleast for once , so she gave me 250 for transport fare stingy aunty u can't make it 500, so I decided to leg it and use the money for data so I can post jokes for my fans when I got to Aunty Jenny boyfriend's house I knocked severally but no response , so I pushed the door open and entered inside , I did not see him in the sitting room so I decided to check the kitchen for his maid but she was no where to be found , I went straight to Aunty Jenny boyfriend's room, immediately I got to the door I started hearing voices , Ahh harder harder Oga u are the best , Omo this guy bad oh , so I pushed the door open and they were shocked to see me and the maid ran out n@ked immediately while aunty Jenny's boyfriend pleaded with me not to tell anyone about it that he's gonna give me 20k the next day, I dropped the message Aunty jenny sent me and left , So he came to our house yesterday evening and I asked him for the money , He told me to get out of his sight before he will slap me , Omo this guy don't know me oh , so I left sad because I know Aunty jenny will never believe me because she trust this guy with her life and have been giving him different gift , anyway I know the God I serve , so he left without giving me a Kobo but I kept quiet because I know that one day I will surely pay him back so that night I went to bed angry , Just this morning Aunty jenny called me and told me to accompany her to her boyfriend's house , I wanted to say no but a thought came to my mind ,so I followed her when we got there , the stupid guy gave me one bad look like that but em no concern me because na vawulence I carry come , I go show am pepper , so after about 10 Minutes, Aunty jenny ordered the maid to serve breakfast and she did , so I RUSHED my own and waited for them to finish theirs when they were done eating and the maid came to pack the plates then I decided to spoil everywhere so I started Bro Jude do u run race with your maid ? Bro Jude: No why do you ask Me: I overheard the maid saying she just finished 3 rounds with you Immediately the plate fell from the maid's hand and she started shaking in fear while aunty jenny got up in anger and asked her if she has been sleeping with her boyfriend and she said he always come to her room to sleep with her, (Omo pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him too no go sleep ) so aunty jenny in anger use the breakable plate and hit bro Jude's head while raining curses on him Anyway to cut the story short , Bro Jude is in the hospital ward 8 with bondage on his head |
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