Angel Gabriel came to the Lord looking very distraught."I have to talk to you.I have some Nigerians up here in heaven who are causing serious problems."

Gabriel described how the Nigerians swing on the pearly gates,have spilled Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over the angel's robes,and scattered Isiewu,cow feet and Bokoto bones over the streets of gold.

The Angel said wings are missing,the stairway leading to heaven is littered with empty beer bottles and many Nigerians refuse to wear halos,saying they don't fit with their hairstyles.

The Lord said, " I MADE THEM SPECIAL", as i did you,my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, " Hello What the , ! hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, " Hello Lord, what can I do for you?

The Lord replied, " Tell me what kind of problem you are having down there."

The Devil said, " Wait a minutes," and put the Lord on hold, After five minutes he return to the phone,and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord asked again," What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, " Man, I don't belieeee, hold on, Lord."This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.The Devil returned and said,"I'm sorry Lord,I can't talk right now. These Nigerians bribed my guards to put out the fire,and are now trying to install air conditioning!"

Nice one but move it to Joke.
Shutcut- entertainment/joke etc

Nice joke

@Macgreat: I purposely put this thread here on Romance so many people can see it and have a good laugh, as many don't go to jokes, I hope you don't mind?

That was funny and well appreciated.

funny

i,m proud to be a nigerian,even in hell we can still survive,no thanx to our leaders.

No probs mehn!
Like she said "well appreciated"

@iya aje: You can say that again even Angel are afraid and want God to sanction us, but God's reply proves how Bless and special we are as Nigerians

@Macgreat:Thanks my man.

funiest thing i read today tanx

@poster
4 ur mind u smart, that Joke was Dubbed from www.legwork.com.ng i have read it like 3months ago

abeg nor mind seun him brain dey shake, i nor be spammer o,
the site na www dot legwork dot com dot ng anyway the poster try 4
the serious DUBBIN

TA DAAAAA!!! Angel Gabriel is HIa!

Trust Nigerians

nothing do 9ja

Hail Angel gabrywyl!

seriously. . . dis is punishment
people are sayin d joke is nice. . . nw i'll have to read a long joke. . OMG! where are u?

To be honest, I have not read the joke at all

wow. . what a nice joke. .
i'm glad i read it. . nice. .

gabrywyl:

To be honest, I have not read the joke at all

u should. . lloll

n' it has some life lessons in it. .

Na waa! Afta I go say I did not read the joke, than you star reading abi?

pele. . i couldnt resist d temptation nw

Lazy bones

fimile jare. .

u don win! there cant be no joke like dat dis century!

false. . dere can be

*clears throat*

Good Move, the Acid would clear his throat beta for him

Angel gabry ko,antichrist gabry ni.

cbase:

Good Move, the Acid would clear his throat beta for him

my acid doesnt clear throat. . it destroys!