A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to

> the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
> The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
> misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>

> "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
>

> "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
> this church."
>

> The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
> inform
> him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not
> have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office
> and the pastor asks the old geezer,

>

> "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
>

> "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
> bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get
> rid of some of this damn money."
>

> "I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

Lol. Money brings out d u in u.

money is like guiness, it brings out d star in u

Not bad

yea, it brings out the shit in you

hmmm money is really good, cos it enables u to know how full
of shit pple are or the Bleep they re made off

Nice joke. Really loved it.

got me rolling

Nice joke men!