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Everybody Wants Nigeria To Be Fixed Overnight Like Advanced Countries, Meanwhile....

1. The Civil servants who steal public funds;
2. The security personnel who collects bribe to the detriment of national security;
3. The teacher who organises special examination centres;
4. The parents who pay for exams;
5. The students who practice exam malpractice to pass exams;
6. The lecturers who gives out grades for money or sex;
7. The citizens who shunt queues and disobey traffic rules;
8. The politicians who embezzles public funds;
9. The boss who give unmerited favour to his subordinates on basis of religion, tribe, political and other social affiliations;
10. The goods sellers who hoard goods to create deliberate scarcity;
11. The judges and lawyers who make ways for criminals to escape facing the wrath of the law;
12. The doctors who refer their patients to private facilities for personal gains;
13. The engineers who construct below agreed standard facilities for personal gains;
14. The youths who believe shady and fraudulent acts are ways of hustling;
15. The common man who is waiting to be in any of the above mentioned situations and do the same if not worse;
16. The Road Safety Official who will collect money inside vehicle particulars and allow motorists to carry overload;
17. Some Governors and even Presidents who will sponsor terrorists and use the country's money corruptly to buy arms in the name of fighting the same terrorists;
18. Custom Officers who will clear imported goods and mount road blocks to collect more money from the importer;
19. The National Assembly who will deliberately spent over N1b naira to amend the Constitution that they know they cannot amend;
20. Politicians that will arm thugs to kill an opponent;
21A. Leaders (Presidents and Governors) that will establish sub standards hospitals and schools only to fly abroad for treatment and take their children to foreign schools;
21B. Pastors that will gather church money, build mansions, buy private jets, make their children head pastors and charge the poor members of the church to go and work hard;
22. The Universities that have made law and medicine only courses for a particular class of people;
23. Nigerian Youths who have refused to learn any trad/craft, but are interested in becoming ritual killers for money;
24. Herdsmen who have discovered that kidnapping and collecting ransom pays more than rearing cows;
25. Head of security who will conspire with terrorists to ambush and kill his men and later collect money;
26. A country where some part will witness 50 million votes during election but cannot generate 100 million naira as tax;
27. A country where you speak the truth and the Government will term it as hate speech;
28. A country where stealing of one cup of Garri will attract more jail terms than stealing billions of public funds;
29. A country that produces oil and pays more money for buying what they naturally own;
30. Imam/Alfa/Pastors who suddenly become spiritual priest for known criminals and spiritualists because of money;
31. A country which some parts ban the sale of alcohol but share from the VAT money collected from the sale of alcohol in other parts of the country;
32. A country where some individuals who patronise foreign made cars, goods etc. that are always the first to criticise the Government for purchasing foreign made cars instead of local made Innoson or local made goods.

The list is not exhaustive.

Our individual actions make a summation of our society. Think deeply about it and amend your ways if you really want the best for Nigeria.

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