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Shit My Dad Says by chumakk: 7:24pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it. Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking. The worst thing you can be is a liar, Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two. Never Assume That Which You Do Not Know A Man’s House Is His House It’s Important to Behave Oneself Do Not Be a Goddamned Liar It’s Important to Know the Value of a Dollar Not Everyone’s Balls Should Be Busted Try Your Best, and When That’s Not Good Enough, Figure Something Out Quick At the End of the Day, You Have to Make the Best Decision for Yourself Confidence Is the Way to a Woman’s Heart, or at Least into Her Pants Always Put Your Best Foot Forward You Have to Believe You’re Worth a Damn Focus on Living, Dying Is the Easy Part Don’t Be So Quick to Buy into What Authority Prescribes You Never Stop Worrying About Your Children At the End of the Day, at Least You Have Family Sometimes It’s Nice When People You Love Need You You Have to Listen, and don't ignore what you hear |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by chumakk: 7:26pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
I said SHIRTS NOT POO, which kind software be this! |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by busybody20: 7:28pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
chumakk: whether s. h.it or poo, Your Joke OVER-DRY **yawns*** |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by mikuz(m): 2:06pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
Mtchew |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by twkalio(m): 3:46pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ,datz sme dry ish |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by zealot4me(f): 4:34pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
WTF! |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by chumakk: 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
I prefer dry JOKES to dry comment See their face |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by DAVE5(m): 7:04pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
poster u'r so dry u make d sahara desert jealous,we came 2 read jokes not what ur father says |
Re: Shit My Dad Says by busybody20: 12:13pm On Jul 23, 2011 |
chumakk: lol |
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