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| Kingdom Of Heaven by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. Angel Gabriel asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not? The guy replies: I am Johnson the taxi driver from Lagos! Angel Gabriel consults his ledger, smiles and says to Johnson: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven . Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Deacon Matthew so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Temple for the last 40 years. Angel Gabriel consults his ledger and says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe and enter the Kingdom of Heaven . 'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. How is that a foul mouthed, rash driving Taxi Driver is given a Silken robe and a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name and goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe? 'Results my friend, Results,' shrugs Angel Gabriel While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his taxi, people PRAYED. Moral: It's PERFORMANCE and NOT POSITION + EDUCATION that ultimately counts!  |
| Re: Kingdom Of Heaven by Natasha2(f): 10:28pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
^thanks |
| Re: Kingdom Of Heaven by iniantaih: 11:58pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
2 2 nice  |
| Re: Kingdom Of Heaven by mikuz(m): 1:53pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
Re-cycled! |
| Re: Kingdom Of Heaven by kodylicky(f): 3:32pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
recycled!!!!!  |
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