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Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by Nobody: 9:19am On Jul 21, 2011
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here.
"The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by ajasa4link: 10:23am On Jul 21, 2011
lol. . . . . . .goldberg,ljumberg
Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by mikuz(m): 12:12pm On Jul 21, 2011
See it before! But it's still ok.
Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jul 21, 2011
^^^ You always see everything! Are you that Jobless? undecided SMH!
Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by mikuz(m): 1:38pm On Jul 21, 2011
Don't you get it dumbskull? I said i have seen it before!! You think say i be newbie like you?
Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by kodylicky(f): 3:30pm On Jul 21, 2011
sexkills again? tongue tongue
nice joke. lol
Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by Gluckdude(m): 10:54pm On Jul 29, 2011
nice one
Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by Nellyon(f): 3:21pm On Aug 03, 2011
mikuz:

See it before! But it's still ok.
in your rush to post useless comments you dont even bother to be grammatically correct.
Re: Spielberg Fan ! ! ! by Exponental(m): 6:29pm On Aug 03, 2011
Poster, nylonberg nko, lol

sexkillz:

^^^ You always see everything! Are you that Jobless? undecided SMH!
Nice joke!

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