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| If Men Got Pregnant! by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
1. Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. 14. Women would rule the world.  |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by StudioCFR(m): 12:45pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
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| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by kodylicky(f): 1:32pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
:d ;d |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
Studio i know say u lyk that No 10?! |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by Sophizzy(f): 8:19pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
Love no. 14. |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by dammizz(m): 9:24pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
^^ 14? That I despise most *winkz* |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by olawalebabs(m): 9:35pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
El you disappoint me with this jokeless thread. This is only for bin and his likes |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by mamagee3(f): 9:37pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
Remove the pregnancy and show me the joke |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by Sophizzy(f): 9:44pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
Make una free d guy joor. |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jul 24, 2011 |
dammizz: I would go wiv u Dam but then we've gat no choice, i mean not when we would be busy washing diapers at home! Lol @Olawa, Papi since it aint serious its a joke!! *Cheers*color] |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by StudioCFR(m): 2:01pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
mama-gee: |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
:d :d :d |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by mamagee3(f): 6:46pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
Studio CFR:  |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by mikuz(m): 8:37pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
El copy and paste. |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by bashydemy(m): 1:10am On Jul 29, 2011 |
Mikez you be johnbull |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by r231(m): 1:10am On Jul 29, 2011 |
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| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by mikuz(m): 2:03am On Jul 29, 2011 |
Bash so dem send you! Thank God say you no see me. |
| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by Nobody: 9:17am On Jul 29, 2011 |
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| Re: If Men Got Pregnant! by bashydemy(m): 10:34pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Mikuz i don see you so you no fit escape |
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