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I by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jun 29, 2022*

Re: I by Cinema4d: 2:49pm On Jun 29, 2022

This one pass my power. Let the elders talk.

Re: I by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jun 29, 2022

Sex starvation is a sin to nature and humanity undecided

Re: I by Shalommy(f): 2:53pm On Jun 29, 2022

Chaii.. Aunty, make cucumber your second hubby. Congrats...

Re: I by Olaoluwa122: 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2022

Congrat on having your first organism...I pray you shall experience many more to come cry

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Re: I by Mide1data: 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2022

Many are mad but few are roaming.
Chaiii. What is this world turning to??

Sha let me advice you, GO SEE A THERAPIST and stop giving us weird topic.

Modified: Change your moniker and stop using God's name.

No insult abeg, I've just been served breakfast.

Re: I by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jun 29, 2022

Re: I by WatchYourSix: 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
Hello nairalanders,

I usually use this handle when I need my post to be anonymous. I posted about a problem I had about 10 years ago on this forum. Please refer to it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/866329/why-dont-enjoy-penetrative-intimacy.

Background to the story is that I have never had an orgasm from penetrative intimacy. No matter how long or hard my hubby tries, it never happens. I can't even pretend to enjoy it. But it comes frequently by clitoral stimulation and oral intimacy. I had resigned myself to enjoying only oral intimacy, then allow my hubby to climax through penetration. I used to wonder if I had a different sexual orientation, but I'm usually strongly attracted to alpha males (my hubby must not see this). I assumed those moans ladies make during penetrative intimacy were not real.

I changed jobs recently, and I stay alone away from family, and travel monthly to see my family. I don't have many friends and after work, I occupy myself with movies. When I have strong urge (conji) which is not often, I relieve stress by clitoral stimulation or rarely phone intimacy with hubby.

About 5 nights ago, I became Hot, but didn't feel like clitoral stimulation. I remembered I had some cucumber, and I washed one properly and started gentle thrusts in and out. To my greatest surprise, I was enjoying it. within a few minutes, I had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm. I couldn't believe it.

So many questions passed through my mind. Why hadn't it ever happened before? Was it the novelty or the smoothness? I decided to try again the following night. It was the same result. I told hubby the following day. He was stunned, but asked me to try not to be addicted to it. I guess he was a bit jealous. I tried again last night just to see if the result would be the same. I got the same result. I don't even need to imagine any dirty images, once the thrusting is going on, it will surely happen with a cucumber.

So I decided to bring it here. Why cucumber and not the real thing? Anyone with similar experiences? How can I enjoy this with hubby?

NB: My hubby is the only man I've ever slept with.

Mayb your husband's kinni significantly smaller compared to the cucumber....

Ive not seen a small cucumber...so mayb you vjay is asking for something thicker

Re: I by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2022*

Re: I by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jun 29, 2022*

Re: I by WatchYourSix: 3:06pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
My hubby's not small at all. It may even be bigger than the cucumber I used.

Congrats then....u are not really sexually attracted to your man...

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Re: I by DriverX: 3:07pm On Jun 29, 2022

I pity your husband the most. He wasn't displaced by six packs or a billionaire, but by 100 naira cucumber... Women and their obsession with prick or anything that looks like prick. grin

Re: I by Kingkum: 3:10pm On Jun 29, 2022

Favour of god ko!

maybe your husband thing is small which make it impossible to touch those important points inside your v*gina. see a health personnel for more info about it.

favour of god ni

Re: I by Zonefree(m): 3:18pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
My hubby's not small at all. It may even be bigger than the cucumber I used.

Maybe you're not sexually inclined with your husband. Cucumber does it better for you and I'm afraid you'll ever cherish your husband's gbola again.

My sympathy goes to him.

Re: I by Blakjewelry(m): 3:27pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
Hello nairalanders,

I usually use this handle when I need my post to be anonymous. I posted about a problem I had about 10 years ago on this forum. Please refer to it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/866329/why-dont-enjoy-penetrative-intimacy.

Background to the story is that I have never had an orgasm from penetrative intimacy. No matter how long or hard my hubby tries, it never happens. I can't even pretend to enjoy it. But it comes frequently by clitoral stimulation and oral intimacy. I had resigned myself to enjoying only oral intimacy, then allow my hubby to climax through penetration. I used to wonder if I had a different sexual orientation, but I'm usually strongly attracted to alpha males (my hubby must not see this). I assumed those moans ladies make during penetrative intimacy were not real.

I changed jobs recently, and I stay alone away from family, and travel monthly to see my family. I don't have many friends and after work, I occupy myself with movies. When I have strong urge (conji) which is not often, I relieve stress by clitoral stimulation or rarely phone intimacy with hubby.

About 5 nights ago, I became Hot, but didn't feel like clitoral stimulation. I remembered I had some cucumber, and I washed one properly and started gentle thrusts in and out. To my greatest surprise, I was enjoying it. within a few minutes, I had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm. I couldn't believe it.

So many questions passed through my mind. Why hadn't it ever happened before? Was it the novelty or the smoothness? I decided to try again the following night. It was the same result. I told hubby the following day. He was stunned, but asked me to try not to be addicted to it. I guess he was a bit jealous. I tried again last night just to see if the result would be the same. I got the same result. I don't even need to imagine any dirty images, once the thrusting is going on, it will surely happen with a cucumber.

So I decided to bring it here. Why cucumber and not the real thing? Anyone with similar experiences? How can I enjoy this with hubby?

NB: My hubby is the only man I've ever slept with.

It might have to do with your mental programming, probably the way you were brought up or a past experiences.

Re: I by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jun 29, 2022*

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Re: I by Blakjewelry(m): 5:11pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
Thanks a lot. You're the only one who has suggested something reasonable on this thread. I was disvirgined violently by an unknown rapist over 20 years ago. I like to believe I've gotten over that experience. Do you think it could have affected me adversely with regards to intercourse?

yep it might be the cause, try and see a therapist. the human brain have it own way of doing things. Since with self pleasure it doesn't take long for you to climax, then it might be might be from a mental barrier in your subconscious mind.

Re: I by sholay2011(m): 5:15pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
Thanks a lot. You're the only one who has suggested something reasonable on this thread. I was disvirgined violently by an unknown rapist over 20 years ago. I like to believe I've gotten over that experience. Do you think it could have affected me adversely with regards to intercourse?

I thought you wrote in your opening post that your husband is the only man you've ever slept with?

Re: I by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jun 29, 2022*

sholay2011:
I thought you wrote in your opening post that your husband is the only man you've ever slept with?

Re: I by SerikiFulani(m): 5:55pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
Hello nairalanders,

I usually use this handle when I need my post to be anonymous. I posted about a problem I had about 10 years ago on this forum. Please refer to it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/866329/why-dont-enjoy-penetrative-intimacy.

Background to the story is that I have never had an orgasm from penetrative intimacy. No matter how long or hard my hubby tries, it never happens. I can't even pretend to enjoy it. But it comes frequently by clitoral stimulation and oral intimacy. I had resigned myself to enjoying only oral intimacy, then allow my hubby to climax through penetration. I used to wonder if I had a different sexual orientation, but I'm usually strongly attracted to alpha males (my hubby must not see this). I assumed those moans ladies make during penetrative intimacy were not real.

I changed jobs recently, and I stay alone away from family, and travel monthly to see my family. I don't have many friends and after work, I occupy myself with movies. When I have strong urge (conji) which is not often, I relieve stress by clitoral stimulation or rarely phone intimacy with hubby.

About 5 nights ago, I became Hot, but didn't feel like clitoral stimulation. I remembered I had some cucumber, and I washed one properly and started gentle thrusts in and out. To my greatest surprise, I was enjoying it. within a few minutes, I had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm. I couldn't believe it.

So many questions passed through my mind. Why hadn't it ever happened before? Was it the novelty or the smoothness? I decided to try again the following night. It was the same result. I told hubby the following day. He was stunned, but asked me to try not to be addicted to it. I guess he was a bit jealous. I tried again last night just to see if the result would be the same. I got the same result. I don't even need to imagine any dirty images, once the thrusting is going on, it will surely happen with a cucumber.

So I decided to bring it here. Why cucumber and not the real thing? Anyone with similar experiences? How can I enjoy this with hubby?

NB: My hubby is the only man I've ever slept with.

This is my opinion

You need a strong and always erect dick....The type of dick that stays & stand strong even after cumming....That's why you had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm using a cucumber.

Re: I by naija4life247: 6:36pm On Jun 29, 2022

Olaoluwa122:
Congrat on having your first organism...I pray you shall experience many more to come

Amin

But, it will be difficult for you to make Heaven like this.

Re: I by Acidosis(m): 6:43pm On Jun 29, 2022

FavorofGod:
Yes. I don't consider rape by an unknown beast in human form as sleeeping with someone. I was dragged into a bush at night, threatened with a gun, raped and strangled intermittently. Which part of that sounds like sleeping with someone?

Then that line is needless. We, your online in-laws, don't need to know the number of men you've slept with.

By the way, congratulations on your first org.asm. undecided

We, your online in-laws wish you more and, most importantly, a cucumber-less orgasm. grin