Still can't believe it!

My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night
and when I woke up this morning I saw her
lying dead on the floor -

she stabbed herself with a knife.
I couldn't believe it, I asked her why she did that and she said it's because she believed I'm cheating on her.

I told her that's not true and carried her up from the floor, but before I knew it she brought out a
gun and shot herself.

I became terrified and immediately put her in my car so I could take her to the hospital.

On my way, she asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did, she came down and immediately jumped into the river.

I immediately alerted the divers there who fetched her dead body from the river.

I looked at her corpse and began to cry , she asked me why I was crying and I told her that I love her so much.

She finally passed out in my very arms but I still continued my journey to the hospital as she said she was feeling weak.

There the doctor told me that she was alright and just needs some rest.

I was so relieved but when I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless - with poison pills in her hand.

I was getting angry now but then she told me that I should calm down and that everything will
be okay soon.

We kissed for some seconds but to my very greatest surprise & shock, she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and finally died.

I cried uncontrollably beside her,
she told me to stop crying that everything
will be alright.

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lol