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10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Realboygenius(m): 8:42am On Jul 09
There are 3 things that are certain in this life – death, taxes and the presence of crypto bros on the internet. You may have likely run into a crypto bro or you may have not. Either way, consider this an introductory course into crypto bros.

Who are Crypto Bros?
Crypto bros are people who buy crypto, sell crypto or work in the crypto ecosystem. Matter of fact, if you have a crypto wallet, you’re a crypto bro. This community has a very low entry barrier but is very high stress inducing. Think of it as entering a swimming pool that is also a stream, an ocean and a dried up lake.

Without further ado, let’s meet the 10 types of crypto bros you are likely to find:

WAGMI Bro
WAGMI stands for “We are gonna make it”, so you already know this bro is always optimistic. His most used emoji is the rocket emoji. The market can be falling to the depths of tartarus and he will still be posting WAGMI. He’s pitched his tent in the crypto market and that’s where he will remain come hail or highwater.

Elon Musk Lite
Imagine Elon Musk as a Nigerian born and bred in Lagos. Now add privilege and capitalism and excess hustling and crypto enthusiasm to the mix. The Elon Musk Lite bro can be found making cryptic tweets and debating in comment sections. Best believe he owns the top 5 cryptos – BTC, ETH, SOL, ADA AND XRP. He also owns USDT and USDC. But he will never admit to owning them unless backed into a corner.

NGMI Bro
The Direct opposite of WAGMI bro, “Not gonna make it”. The moment the market dips even a little, he starts calling on the ancestors for help and dragging everybody that has ever tweeted about crypto or blockchain or web3.

FOMO Bro
Whenever new cryptocurrency is launched, this bro is right there ready to buy. He is always battling fear of missing out (FOMO) and losing. Yet, he keeps buying coin after coin, and participating in as many airdrops as he can catch.

The Whales
The Whales are the crypto big boys, they own and move crypto in large quantities. They rarely speak about crypto but they’re always at the backend moving the market. You’ll probably see them spending your annual salary on a Friday night at Zorya night club or W Bar.

The Dip Buyers
These ones wait for the market to dip then swoop in to buy coins and coins. Their motto is #buythedip come rain or shine. The bearish market is when they come alive and are most active online.

Yellow Crypto Bro
The chillest of all crypto bros. All they do is Sell USDT, introduce people to crypto and make threads explaining how to trade. If you need the best crypto memes, tips and market advice, they’re your plug. They also know where to get the best rates in the crypto market.

BTC Boys
These bros believe in bitcoin supremacy. If it is not bitcoin, they’re not interested. The amount of bitcoin they’re holding might rival that of the crypto whales.

Founder Bros
Founder bros are always building or announcing a new product or a new round of funding. Their twitter page has a nice balance of life wisdom, finance tweets and blockchain nuggets.

The HODL Bros
These bros are the no retreat no surrender of crypto. If the market likes it, it should fall to the ground, they’re not selling. It is rising to the moon? they still won’t sell.. They will hold on to their coins for dear life.

Read more: https://www.zikoko.com/announcements/10-types-of-nigerian-crypto-bros-you-will-meet-online/

Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Bishop7170: 8:44am On Jul 09
Hmmmm this is real research.
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Niswayne19: 8:48am On Jul 09
I be yellow crypto boy and BTC boy
The funny thing is that I also yellow card app to trade
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Kingsteve(m): 11:20am On Jul 09
Hmmm...
Interesting!

E be like say na the category of yellow crypto boys I fall into.
All I do is trade, trade and more trade!

cool
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Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Kobicove(m): 7:40pm On Jul 09
Really? undecided
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Freelancerx: 10:18pm On Jul 09
Dem plenty on this forum. Awon Crypto Bosses. Which one is Yellow Crypto Bro again lol
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by scarycuteface(m): 11:17pm On Jul 09
Niswayne19:
I be yellow crypto boy and BTC boy
The funny thing is that I also yellow card app to trade
I see grin Yellow Crypto Boy
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by juniorstar(m): 5:06am On Jul 10
There are some coins that it will be suicidal to sell...imagine selling a 0.01$ coin when it's sure going to reach 5 to 10 dollars in 4 to 5 years.
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by OctoberEleven: 12:01pm On Jul 10
Dip buyer here grin
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Blastedholligan: 1:21pm On Jul 10
Nice content. I be BTC bros o lol
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by Blastedholligan: 1:22pm On Jul 10
Freelancerx:
Dem plenty on this forum. Awon Crypto Bosses. Which one is Yellow Crypto Bro again lol
that one offeth me grin
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by ItrendNaija(m): 8:12am On Jul 11
Is anyone really Elon musk lite?
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by hexenbiest: 8:51am On Jul 11
This is hilarious cheesy still I fall under Yellow Crypto Bro and The Dip Buyers.
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by AyodejiFelix(m): 5:58am On Jul 14
This is so hilarious. I belong to Yellow Crypto Bro and BTC boys.
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by EinsteinAyo(m): 2:05am On Jul 15
This is so apt. I remain Fomo and Yellow Crypto Bro.
Re: 10 Types Of Nigerian Crypto Bros You Will Meet Online by OladapoF(m): 2:19am On Jul 15
This is so funny and Apt. I belong to Dip buyer, BTC and Yellow Crypto Bro

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