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This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by plezant(f): 4:58pm On Aug 13, 2007
This is so funny, just couldn't keep it to myself, A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by mimiko(f): 5:14pm On Aug 13, 2007
please oh they should roast thier arse grin
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by jayjaylux(m): 9:12pm On Aug 13, 2007
dat is so so so so funny, i don't av petrol bt i'll donate lighter
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by rossy4life(f): 9:34pm On Aug 13, 2007
@poster
can't stop laughing, I won't mind emptying my tank to burn down tose criminals

@jayjaylux
what do u carry a lighter for, while driving?

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Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Migines(m): 10:04pm On Aug 13, 2007
Pls o, hw can i make my own contribution. I av bout 150ltrs.
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Migines(m): 10:12pm On Aug 13, 2007
Pls o, hw can i make my own contribution. I av bout 150ltrs.
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by sammy6(m): 10:25pm On Aug 13, 2007
I wish this was for real
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by lovemajek(f): 10:39pm On Aug 13, 2007
lol
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Kaykerry(m): 11:10pm On Aug 13, 2007
They all deserve terrible punishments
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by rasulua(m): 4:43am On Aug 14, 2007
Send me d address il send u 1 tanker.lmao
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Aug 14, 2007
wonderful!!! grin grin this is precisely what i have been waiting for, i have a dozen carton of match box grin pls wats the addrs cheesy
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by mimiko(f): 10:36am On Aug 14, 2007
what re u guys talking about these are our ever loyal leaders we re talking about they need executive treatment like hmmmmmm hanging them up by thier balls grin grin grin grin grin
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by Afam4eva(m): 8:21pm On Apr 07, 2012
I run a matches manufacturing company and i will be willing to donate my company and everything in it. LMAO.
Re: This Is So Funny: Just Couldn't Keep It To Myself by sm1fabulous: 10:49pm On Apr 07, 2012
na jst a match stick n 1 litre of fuel una d contribute? @OP..abeg tell dis guys mek dem kip their fuel n matches..i get SUICIDE BOMBER grin grin grin grin sharp work. but all d same God bless U all grin grin grin

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