This is so funny, just couldn't keep it to myself, A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."

please oh they should roast thier arse

dat is so so so so funny, i don't av petrol bt i'll donate lighter

@poster
can't stop laughing, I won't mind emptying my tank to burn down tose criminals

@jayjaylux
what do u carry a lighter for, while driving?

Pls o, hw can i make my own contribution. I av bout 150ltrs.

Pls o, hw can i make my own contribution. I av bout 150ltrs.

I wish this was for real

lol

They all deserve terrible punishments

Send me d address il send u 1 tanker.lmao

wonderful!!! this is precisely what i have been waiting for, i have a dozen carton of match box pls wats the addrs

what re u guys talking about these are our ever loyal leaders we re talking about they need executive treatment like hmmmmmm hanging them up by thier balls

I run a matches manufacturing company and i will be willing to donate my company and everything in it. LMAO.

na jst a match stick n 1 litre of fuel una d contribute? @OP..abeg tell dis guys mek dem kip their fuel n matches..i get SUICIDE BOMBER sharp work. but all d same God bless U all