I recall an old saying which states that it takes a very patient man to cook a slab of granite rock.  May the Egbesu gods bless Owo and Ono with infinite patience as they await Seun's response to this battlefront invitation.   In the meantime, travel documents may as well be prepared for the possible arrival of a substitutionary personal assistant in the delta.

cant believe this

It's unfortunate that Seun does not believe in the existence of any god.

seun is it true? i hope it is not. b/c,if it is true, then u have no "locus standi" to comment on religious issues in a religious country like nigeria.

Toshman quite to the contrary, it takes a mind that is free of religious indoctrination to recognize the utter absurdity of religious indoctrination.

u are sure? ittakes a religious nigerian mind to understand the nitty-gritty of religious violence in nigeria

If it makes you feel any better, I used to be a Christian:
Read https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4959.0.html

lol, dear administrator, u have every right to choose any religion or no religion at all.

and we are not quarelling. are we?

dear administrator,

i have read ur reference, it is difficult to explain to u that God exists, i will refer u to some sound religious authority. The bible.

pray b4 reading it. may God help u AMEN

This thread is sooooooooooooo

Dear Administrator,
this invitation is still open.

buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Seun,
Maybe u should try to read the Qur'an. Perhaps you'll understand that God really exists.

Send me the money for the trip!

The purpose(s) of the trip are well set out.
Unfortunately, giving you the money will not help to accomplish these aims.

We humbly decline this request .

The invitation is still open, though

Seun:

Send me the money for the trip!

lol administrator "wan chop money'' lol

I agree that it would be foolish for Seun to visit the creeks. Owo if you need a voice why do you need Seun. Surely you can get a camera and go round the swamps reporting yourself. If you send me the pics i'll put something together for you that WILL grab peoples attention. Maybe Seun would allow us to show the report here?? Seun

Since 1998 I have visited every single flow station and accessible wellhead in the Northern and southern swamp locations. I can not say everybody is welcoming but generally the people who are located in and around the flowstations are very nice and friendly people even though Nigeria is not looking after them. I have however been held against my will on 3 occasions in the region (Not for more than 24 hours at any time).

I truly feel for the people living in these areas. Why should they continue to suffer when all other parts of Nigeria are enjoying the money that is made in the delta.

My Belief! (would you agree) When oil companies make payments to local host communities, the bigwigs of the communities do not use the money for their kinsmen. How can all this poverty stop when the people you have placed in a privileged position looks only after himself? As I said it is just my opinion, I get angry sometimes listening to people complain about oil company this and white man that when the biggest problem lies right in front of you.

Peace to ALL Nigerians & God bless the needy in the swamps.

toshmann:

administrator "wan chop money''

buhahahahahahahahahahahaha

seun,

You should get yourself prepared to prove that you are truely the son of your great ancestors,
the Egbes, ayetas, madarikans and all other black medicines are not there for fun, please contact Gani Adama or any notable OPC guru in your area for details. Enjoy yourself and have a nice time.

Owo thank you for being generous toward our administrator.

Wande since you have such an encyclopedic knowledge of local juju fortification, perhaps you will be willing to demonstrate a few items from that menu in order to illustrate their effectiveness so that Seun will be tempted to heed your advice about using such African stealth technology during his visit to the delta war front.

To test the Ayeta ( bullet dodging juju ), kindly proceed with your well-sharpened cutlass to the nearest police checkpoint for the purpose of threatening the first armed cop you see with a fearsome display of your best machette wielding and slashing moves.  Photographic evidence of your physical immunity to a few bursts of automatic rifle fire will convincingly establish your jujulogical warfare credentials in the log-books of even the most jaded sceptics here at Nairaland.   

The proficiency of your Egbe (dematerialization and disappearance juju ) can be showcased in similarly dramatic fashion if a camera crew is also present to record for posterity your miraculous survival after you jump into fast flowing traffic along a busy highway while invoking and summoning that potent magic with a few choice incantations to the Egbe gods.

Wande, na ya eye we dey look.  Everything dey ya hand now, and we dey follow you for back.

lol,
all these fortification for a holiday trip to naijadelta?heheheeeeee.
administrator ur friends really like u ooo. lol
anyway, we all do.
have a nice trip to nigerdelta

Wande, na ya eye we dey look. Everything dey ya hand now, and we dey follow you for back.

I thought Jakumo didn't use pidgin English? By the way, you're the funniest guy around - keep it up!

Zahy,
Brother Jakumo is no boy o. He's our amiable, very logical, reasonable and thoroughly educated guru in da house. You need to get to know him very well. He's altogether funny.

Bros Jakumo, make u carry go! we dey behind you like the tortoise shell.

I never called oga Jakumo a "boy". There's  a quirk "Moderator" Segun has programmed into the regular expression engine that changes all instances of g-u-y to b-o-y when posting in this forum.

Zahymaka:

I never called oga Jakumo a "boy". There's a quirk "Moderator" Segun has programmed into the regular expression engine that changes all instances of g-u-y to b-o-y when posting in this forum.

yes i've noticed that stuff. i guess we can call on our dear moderator to do something about it or is the word guy unconstitutional to nairaland forum, or has our amiable administrator changed our constitution?

Resolved! guy Guy GUy GUY gUY guY guy --- Hurray it works!

guy guy guy my guy yeeeeee hurrayyy seun my guy

Seun
you believe the people of the Niger Delta do not value lives right? What about your own youth group adjuncts? The OPC? Do they value lives? I say your group because of the widespread support they got from most yorubas, which dissipated when they split and started preying on themselves.
Because no group could have survived for so long if there was not some level of tacit support in terms of funding and logistics to enable it carry out its operations.
Look, don't be an armchair judge! Find out why suddenly, the people of the Niger Delta suddenly "Do Not Value Lives". How long has oil been produced in Nigeria? Since the 50s right?
Open your eyes and talk with sense of appreciation of what they go through.

I hope seun goes and never returns so I'll take over nairaland.

mama-gee:

I hope seun goes and never returns so I'll take over nairaland.

U wanted to reap where u never sowed. Wicked being.