Hey guys, i think this is great news for Nigeria, that a Nigerian Pastor would play the role of God, in The translation of the bible, its gonna be "Today's New International Version of the Bible, published by Zondervan. Personally i like Pastor Paul Adefarasin to a fault, he is such a great speaker and a true man of God. there are also famous people reading other chapters of the Bible
John Salley, retired NBA player, talk-show host: Aaron

•Bill Bellamy: Absalom

•Jim Brown, ex-NFL star: Nebuchadnezzar

•Nick Cannon, actor: Adam

•Angela Bassett, actress: Esther

•Cedric the Entertainer: Lot

•Cuba Gooding Jr., actor: Jonah

•Meagan Good, actress: Eve

•Robert Guillaume, actor: Noah

•Dule Hill, actor: Jonathon

•Mandisa Hundley, American Idol: Psalm 68

•Bishop T.D. Jakes, author and pastor of The Potter's House, Dallas: Abraham

•Eartha Kitt, actress: The Serpent

•LL Cool J, rapper: Samson

•Sinbad, entertainer: Angel

•Vanessa Williams, actress: Delilah

•Forest Whitaker, Oscar winner: Moses

•Chandra Wilson, actress: Psalm 138

http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2007-07-09-bible-recording_n.htm

martin007:

The translation of the bible, its going to be "Today's New International Version of the Bible, published by Zondervan.

Is that not rather an AUDIO production of selected passages of the Bible?

Anyhow, there's already a Bible version called [url=http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=john%201.1&version=72]Today's New International Version[/url] which one could even access online.

Great that a Nigerian could be given that role in the production, though.

Yes, it is an audio production, am so sorry i did not state it at first!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the correction

awesome!!!

@ poster
always look before you jump.

lovemajek:

@ poster
always look before you jump.

watchyu talking about he dint say it was video either,he jst didnt address wat sorta production it was goin to be. so take a chill pill man

martin007:

Yes, it is an audio production, am so sorry i did not state it at first!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the correction

Lol. . . you didn't need to apologise: it was just a little oversight we all can make. Cheers.

@topic,

And who is playing the role of the Holy Spirit? Let me guess: Oyhakhilome?

No offence TayoD, but this is beginning to look like personality bashing. It's like u got some beef with this dude Oyakhilomeh. It's one thing to try setting things straight about another brother, it's another to just slur his persona. That there was uncalled for dawg, truly unnecessary. . .

@gbade.x,

I didn't mean to bash Oyahks. That was meant as a joke! Lighten up a bit. When I criticise someone, I provide reasons for my criticisms. I gain ntohing from slurring him or any other. Bottom line, that was just a joke.

@gbade.x,

Now let me find 'characters' in the Bible that befit other MOG and otherwise that we know today.

Elijah - Tunde Bakare

Apostle John - Adeboye

Apostle Peter - Chris Okotie

Barjesus - T.B. Joshua

Judas Iscariot - Bishop Obembe

Apostle Paul - TV01

You happy now?!

LMAO @ Barjesus=T.B joshua !!! Now that was funny!

Aight playa, i get u now. . .but i'd have loved Adeboye to be Moses,

LMAO @ Barjesus=T.B joshua !!! Now that was funny!

Aight playa, i get u now. . .but i'd have loved Adeboye to be Moses,

Em. . . try Gbile Akanni - Elisha!

In retrospect, where we go fit the character known as "Reverend King"?

Omg!! Reverend King?!

Ok people let me think! Let the G-man think fer Christ's sake!


Reverend King. . . . . . . . . Ogbakiri alias biko nyem ego

or better still

Reverend King as Barjesus(?)

and not to forget. . . .

gbade as playa pimpin' omo ma somo a.k.a fimi le jo!

Reverend King. . . . . . .

Omg!! Reverend King?!

Ok people let me think! Let the G-man think fer Christ's sake!


Reverend King. . . . . . . . . Ogbakiri alias biko nyem ego

or better still

Reverend King as Barjesus(?)

and not to forget. . . .

gbade as playa pimpin' omo ma somo a.k.a fimi le jo!

Reverend King. . . . . . .

Let's do a re-cast for the next few pages.

Here's my list:

Gbade. x -- Laban

TayoD -- Jacob

Somze -- Noah

Enitan2002 -- Solomon

Seun -- Moses (with his 25 commandments)


. . . any more ideas? Lol.

ummm. . . .i hope y'all don't see anything wrong with a 'Laban' who raps. . .lol

emm let me see. . .


babs787 as Paul!!

I know davidylan/PTH would especially love the part where Jesus was trashin' 'em hustlers and moneychangers in the Temple! "Fall in line you tool!"

babyosisi as Deborah

mrpataks as Samson. I hope say u get chest sha

TV01 as Samuel

Reverend as Cinderella. Good ol' Rev has always dreamt of being the drag queen. . . .

Lets try and give our former president a role now haba!!!!!!!!! he has a good voice too nah, atleast all those coughing would make it real funny, i dont need to mention the name of the president oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, we were actually thinking of a suitable role for him. But he seems to be a man of multiple persoanalities - and maybe that's why even you could not name the particular 'president' _{his latest stunt was the august visit to RCCG pulpit!}

pilgrim.1:

Lol, we were actually thinking of a suitable role for him. But he seems to be a man of multiple persoanalities - and maybe that's why even you could not name the particular 'president' _{his latest stunt was the august visit to RCCG pulpit!}

I dont know what you are talking about oh!!!!!!!!!!! I sha know, i kinda have someone in mind, lol

martin007:

I don't know what you are talking about oh!!!!!!!!!!! I sha know, i kind of have someone in mind, lol

Hehe. . it's a mystery!

Roll out your cast naw!!

pilgrim.1:

Hehe. . it's a mystery!

Roll out your cast naw!!

Its a mystery indeed!!, why dont you just come out straight, Nuttin dey happen!!!!

martin007:

Its a mystery indeed!!, why don't you just come out straight, Nuttin dey happen!!!!

Lol. . . haba! I've tendered my cast crew above for review, abi?

Okay, make I add some more:

gbade. x = Jonah!

mrpataks = Samson (remember the hair saga?)

ebos = Aaron

enitan2002 = Sanballat!


Lol. . . I still have vacancy for the following:


?? = Herod

?? = Agrippa

?? = Goliath

etc.

So now, at least you can offer some fillers!

pilgrim.1: I see, who do you think should be Judas Iscariot?, i Have so many Candidates for that position, but i wanna know your own mind?

@martin007,

pilgrim.1: I see, who do you think should be Judas Iscariot?, i Have so many Candidates for that position, but i want to know your own mind?

i already filled that position with bishop obembe. Remember the Benny Hinn crusade and the subsequent investigation by the PFN inot the treasury?

@pilgrim.1,

Pray tell, why liken me to Jacob? What do you see? Can we give reasons why we attach diferent characters to the people we pick?

Oh my goodness!!

martin007:

pilgrim.1: I see, who do you think should be Judas Iscariot?, i Have so many Candidates for that position, but i want to know your own mind?

Hehe. . please submit your list offscreen. That way, we can both agree on some serious plot! _{Incidentally, the guy I had in mind just greeted you above!}

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TayoD:

@pilgrim.1,

Pray tell, why liken me to Jacob? What do you see? Can we give reasons why we attach diferent characters to the people we pick?

Well, you've got the personae. . . you know just when to show up dramatically. . . you ask serious questions _{(even though the voice was Esau's)} . . . and the testimony between you and Bishop Obembe shows unarguably that you know how to tif another man's birthright!

However, I'm thinking of another role for you. . . because someone informed me that the lack of four fighting women around you simply disqualifies you! I argued, they unanimously voted you out (some shouted me to shut up, because they don't see you womanizing!!)

Seeing that they had very strong arguments to disqualify you for that role, they suggested instead that you audition for apostle John in Patmos!

@pilgrim.1,

kai! Na me you describe so!

I am still trying to figure out a role for you. Perhaps Eve will be a good character - You don't know when to shut up sometimes!!!!

TayoD:

@pilgrim.1,

kai! Na me you describe so!

No be my fault - afterall, shébi I argue on your behalf?

TayoD:

I am still trying to figure out a role for you. Perhaps Eve will be a good character - You don't know when to shut up sometimes!!!!

Aaahhhhh!! This bobo don finish me patapata! I'm going into the cooler for now. . . _{I don't know why Adam is staring at me like say na jus now he see me!}

@pilgrim.1,

Why hin no go look you one kain? E no sure whether na e-snake you they talk to again.

I assume he must have put you on diet as well. He can't be too careful anymore. You once ate him out of a home!!!