FOR LAUGHS.

1. If we are dating and I text you good morning my love and you reply good morning the relationship is over��...
Me that I add love I'm stup!d abi�

2. Another advantage of using wig is that you can remove it in a party and collect f00d twice�

3. Every girl pretend as if they have forgiven their Ex but deep down they want God to puni$h them��

4. Imagine they refunded all the money u spent on girls since u were born
Dangote's position as African richest man will be at stàke ��
I sabi plenty billionaire dem in dis page ��

5. During dating: babe come and sleep on my che$t
During marriage: breath well or you face the other slide��

6. She saved my number as "Hmm" and she told me it stands for "He's my man"
Feàr some women ��

7. Just Bcoz U got into University n U are In 100Level..
You are Now Calling Fufu "Few Few"
U have in$ufficient problem
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8. Somebody listen to me, there is nothing that is impossible in this life. Never give up in life, I started a poultry business with only 5 chickens but as am speaking to you now, I done chop 4 na only 1 chicken remain
Na so this l!fe be...���‍♂️

9. Date fiñe Girl� so that when you are going out,
you will be going out like this � and not like this ��‍♀️��‍♂️
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10. You are $ingle and you're charging your phone. What do you want to do with full battery?��
11. Am tired of being single any single lady should send me message on WhatsApp please my WhatsApp number 080226204087

Lifeemetu:
FOR LAUGHS.

1. If we are dating and I text you good morning my love and you reply good morning the relationship is over��...
Me that I add love I'm stup!d abi�

2. Another advantage of using wig is that you can remove it in a party and collect f00d twice�

3. Every girl pretend as if they have forgiven their Ex but deep down they want God to puni$h them��

4. Imagine they refunded all the money u spent on girls since u were born
Dangote's position as African richest man will be at stàke ��
I sabi plenty billionaire dem in dis page ��

5. During dating: babe come and sleep on my che$t
During marriage: breath well or you face the other slide��

6. She saved my number as "Hmm" and she told me it stands for "He's my man"
Feàr some women ��

7. Just Bcoz U got into University n U are In 100Level..
You are Now Calling Fufu "Few Few"
U have in$ufficient problem
��


8. Somebody listen to me, there is nothing that is impossible in this life. Never give up in life, I started a poultry business with only 5 chickens but as am speaking to you now, I done chop 4 na only 1 chicken remain
Na so this l!fe be...���‍♂️

9. Date fiñe Girl� so that when you are going out,
you will be going out like this � and not like this ��‍♀️��‍♂️
��

10. You are $ingle and you're charging your phone. What do you want to do with full battery?��
11. Am tired of being single any single lady should send me message on WhatsApp please my WhatsApp number 080226204087

You will be a funny boyfriend
If not that I have a boyfriend, I would have try to go on a date with you

Powerbandoo:



You will be a funny boyfriend
If not that I have a boyfriend, I would have try to go on a date with you

I can still apply for bestie