'If you really want your grandpa back grab a shovel, the one that won't let you down is buried in the backyard.'


' No, I'm not right! I was using ghoulish overkill! Ghoulish overkill, Summer!


I, Morty Smith, invoke my right to choose 1 out of every 10 Rick and Morty adventures. Read them and weep.'..


“I’ve been watching you drink stacy, I get the feeling you've got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you, thats the job I want. Full time, part time, I wanna be good at it, bad at it, I wanna get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident! I’m on my knees, stacy, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. So what do you think about that?”




One of my favourite really
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“Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.” let's keep it going random sociopathic dudes on the internet

Love this show.. Any idea when the new season is going to be released?

Wolfdevil:
Love this show.. Any idea when the new season is going to be released?

I believe this July , well I hope ..

I think I remember that "shiit" quote should be about Summer wanting grandpa Rick to leave his young body and become an old man again


Morty's like, "you don't want us to be happy? I'm happy and Rick's happy, is that what you don't like?"