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Oxford Examination Question by abasifo(m): 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2011
QUESTIONS AT I.A.S. EXAMINATION ,


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

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* OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987* *ESSAY QUESTION*
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer: This is courage
Re: Oxford Examination Question by chibaby5(f): 9:06pm On Jul 29, 2011
Lol nice one
Re: Oxford Examination Question by noskyboy(m): 10:41pm On Jul 29, 2011
Nice answers. Funny too
Re: Oxford Examination Question by ARareGem(f): 3:09pm On Jul 30, 2011
Nice! smiley
Re: Oxford Examination Question by kodylicky(f): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2011
♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ likey.
Re: Oxford Examination Question by DAVE5(m): 1:01am On Jul 31, 2011
dis has got me laffing in pidgin
Re: Oxford Examination Question by Nobody: 12:28am On Aug 01, 2011
Dave i'm so suprise, how on earth will u laugh in pidgin
Re: Oxford Examination Question by Nobody: 12:33am On Aug 01, 2011
@ poster, interesting but the question looks like lunch hour show braintease question and the answers really suit with the question. keep it up
Re: Oxford Examination Question by DAVE5(m): 4:52pm On Aug 01, 2011
PretiEbony:

Dave i'm so suprise, how on earth will u laugh in pidgin
u neva see anytin sef,i can laff in any language of ma choice

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