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How To Make A Man Cry by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 6:33pm On Jul 28, 2022
They said real men don’t cry. But they didn’t tell you that they were lying? Real men cry. Most especially the Alpha males. You just have to know their soft spots and attack. Here’s a detailed guide on how to make a man cry.

1. Disrespect and insult his parent
Usually, the man’s emotions will begin with anger. He could literally tear you into pieces. But slowly, his anger will turn into sadness and tears will start dropping out.

2. Offer to be his sex buddy and then ghost him
One of the biggest sexual fantasies men have is having a friend with benefit.

As a guy, if a girl offers to be friends with benefits, I’d be the happiest guy in the world. But when you ghost on him, it’d make him feel like he lost his precious gem in life.

3. Transfer money from his bank and delete the alert
This one is the most painful thing you can ever do to a man. Three things are precious to men. And that is; money, credit alert, and money.

4. Make him starve
They said good food is the key to a man’s heart. Without food, both the heart, and its owner will starve, beg, and cry.

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