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Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by dodgelord: 10:44pm On Jul 31, 2022
Why Programmer's should be single?�
Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by libertyfather(m): 10:47pm On Jul 31, 2022
They always get busy at night I guess maybe because everywhere is cool or faster internet..Ive been online chatting with a programmer wife telling me the idiot is opposite her busy with his laptop and she's sex starve ...I don't see any as idiot but that's wht the wife said

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Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by dodgelord: 10:57pm On Jul 31, 2022
libertyfather:
They always get busy at night I guess maybe because everywhere is cool or faster internet..Ive been online chatting with a programmer wife telling me the idiot is opposite her busy with his laptop and she's sex starve ...I don't see any as idiot but that's wht the wife said
grin grin grin grin

I really gbadu coders
Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jul 31, 2022
U can't be that busy...
even if u code 12 hours per day.

U still have 12 to sort out other things.

besides... its not every blessed day u go out with a girl.... and calling her to ask how she's doing won't take more than 5-20mins in the conversation.

u might as well say u can't get married because u code.... grin

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Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by emetisuccess(m): 12:16am On Aug 01, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
U can't be that busy...
even if u code 12 hours per day.

U still have 12 to sort out other things

I doubt u are a programmer. If u are one u won't say this, cos of past experiences.

If bug hit u, bru u might forget to take ur bath that particular day, I swear.

When errors hit you bru, it is a different story. Sometimes, I code till 4am, 5am due to errors gotten.
Before writing codes u already know the result. U can take a whole day programming, just to get what u really want.

It's not good to be lonely. But the way girls behave now a days can make u go mad. So, instead of going mad for a woman let me go mad for my codes and that is what is currently happening.

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Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by Nobody: 1:20am On Aug 01, 2022
emetisuccess:


I doubt u are a programmer. If u are one u won't say this, cos of past experiences.

If bug hit u, bru u might forget to take ur bath that particular day, I swear.

When errors hit you bru, it is a different story. Sometimes, I code till 4am, 5am due to errors gotten.
Before writing codes u already know the result. U can take a whole day programming, just to get what u really want.

It's not good to be lonely. But the way girls behave now a days can make u go mad. So, instead of going mad for a woman let me go mad for my codes and that is what is currently happening.

Funny guy

I can't be a programmer because I have time for a girl?
grin


Clowns on Nairaland..

Enjoy your cream and your girls on xvidoess and tubes sites grin

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Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by PlaysNigeria: 1:27am On Aug 01, 2022
emetisuccess:


I doubt u are a programmer. If u are one u won't say this, cos of past experiences.

If bug hit u, bru u might forget to take ur bath that particular day, I swear.

When errors hit you bru, it is a different story. Sometimes, I code till 4am, 5am due to errors gotten.
Before writing codes u already know the result. U can take a whole day programming, just to get what u really want.

It's not good to be lonely. But the way girls behave now a days can make u go mad. So, instead of going mad for a woman let me go mad for my codes and that is what is currently happening.
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Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by emetisuccess(m): 7:41am On Aug 01, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:


Funny guy

I can't be a programmer because I have time for a girl?
grin


Clowns on Nairaland..

Enjoy your cream and your girls on xvidoess and tubes sites grin



grin grin grin grin mad man. U are a mumu man. It doesn't stop me from fucking ooo. But no relationship oo, I nack and pass ooo, just that bru. No time for xvideos man, instead my programming tutorial videos. thanks man.
Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by Nobody: 7:57am On Aug 01, 2022
emetisuccess:


grin grin grin grin mad man. U are a mumu man. It doesn't stop me from fucking ooo. But no relationship oo, I nack and pass ooo, just that bru. No time for xvideos man, instead my programming tutorial videos. thanks man.

It doesn't stop u from fucking

See your mouth

So na runs girls the finish your small coding money after all the stress grin
Re: Why Programmer's Should Be Single?� by emetisuccess(m): 8:03am On Aug 01, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:


It doesn't stop u from fucking

See your mouth

So na runs girls the finish your small coding money after all the stress grin

grin grin grin grin grin chai, my village people don come for me on nland.
Waiting I do u this morning abeg. You are a mumu man. grin grin grin grin chai, I don suffer from this guy.

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