wat the feck is PHCN

@ aloib, you cant suspend a member of the NIDs board of trustees.

board of trustees, who dash am,

aloib:

what the feck is PHCN

PHCN - Please Hold Candles Now, the non-power generating company of which members of the NINs party are very proud.

aloib:

board of trustees, who dash am,

no be your fault, u no know your elders again. 

me sef i be elder, u mean phcn is the new nepa, sounds more like somethn in porthacourt

wer are the nins, hahahaha them no get lite, lmaoooooooo

@PTH

what the feck is PHCN

PHCN - Please Hold Candles Now, the non-power generating company of which members of the NINs party are very proud.

Quote from: aloib on Today at 02:34:01 AM
board of trustees, who dash am,

no be your fault, u no know your elders again.

Pls, tender justice cos you'll c more NIDs online l8r lol

JUST LOVING IT!

looking forward to seein more war btw the NIDs n NINs l8r 2day

@all
Peace

@ topic; na real war oooo!!! _{rollin on d floor and dyin of laughter} . irony of life "we r all labelled[b] Nigerians [/b] home or aboard"

Latest Reports:

After the abduction of k0be by the NINs insurgency, he has been sent back to his family's bosom for some well deserved R and R, plus his load of shit was accumulating fast and in need of urgent packing.

Conflicting reports are emanating from NIDs high command that certain NINs are masquerading as NIDs and vice versa, and this is currently undermining intelligence gathering. Some of the NIN spies have become so intoxicated with the free shaks in the NID mammy market that they have resolved to join the shit packing train and not return to their commanders who keep the best paraga and ogogoro strictly for their consumption.

Frequent raids on some yahoo yahoo cybercafes have seriously depleted the NIN ranks, causing massive defection and more discontent among the troops, but sadly many are unable to cross over and end up joining the ranks of the Rejected Visa Association (RVA)

In other news, the container of shit being imported for local packing has been sunk at sea close to the Lagos port. This has caused an even greater stench than the returnee NID shit packers, leading to NINs researchers working on Extra Strength Izal and Shelltox to combat the spreading putrid odor.
NIDs are urgently advised to avoid Lagos at all costs since the locals will believe the shit stench is emanating from their person, lynchings have been observed at MMIA and at the Seme border of hapless NIDs.

Sequel to these events General Paw Paw and odaran Sule Gambari have been seen visiting Yaba Left and Aro Mental to recruit more troops, it seems that these are the loyalists who understand the Great General's ideas best, and have the mental retardedalertness required for these crucial operations.


UP NEPA!!! sorry PHCN , this temporary reprieve will definitely lead to a strengthening of the NIN ranks, sources close to NIN yahoo yahoo division indicate that NINs are mustering their troops for a counter- assault! please stay tuned for details.

lmao

Nothing annoys me more than pure human stupidity, why are u trying to further create turmoil and hatred on nairaland? isnt nairaland for all nigerians , both home and abroad, u have issues@!

all in the name of pure entertainment.
grab a sense of humour or watch from the sideline m8

This is Agent 008 Caradona at your service!!!!
I was recruited by Nigerians in Diaspora (NIDs) to infiltrate the Moneygram Hugging and stalking Nigerians in Nigeria
but was captured by the Yahoo boys and was held against my will until I reveal all the passwords to all the online accounts of NIDs. but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.
Now I've reached my destination and awaiting further instructions.
this is Agent 008 over and out

MP007:
[s]
Nothing annoys me more than pure human stupidity, why are u trying to further create turmoil and hatred on nairaland? isnt nairaland for all nigerians , both home and abroad, u have issues@![/s]

what am trying to say is that we should stop critizing each other, , hatred sucks , and to aloib , seee u r black assx is in asian , u chinesh -negro, ooh ma bad, chi-negro

wen you learn how to write correct english come and face me,
i'm not in asian, i'm in asia, lol, and wat is ur stupid black ass doing in texas, ashiere oshi,

aloib:

when you learn how to write correct english come and face me,
i'm not in asian, i'm in asia, lol, and what is your stupid black ass doing in texas, ashiere oshi,

very funny,    ,        ,  u must be a very angry person,

and by the way, i was born in dallas , texas, just for the record,

lol, angry ke? why would i take things people do on NL personal, i'm just saying o, FYI not every asian is chinese, geddit??
ure just

Caradona:

but was captured by the Yahoo boys and was held against my will until I reveal all the passwords to all the online accounts of NIDs. but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.

what a nutty reporter

and u are just and so

MP007:

and u are just and so

u need to go to bed

Caradona:

This is Agent 008 Caradona at your service!!!!
,  but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.

this is Agent 008 over and out

In my capacity as the war correspondent charged with chronicling this epic battle, I must insist on authentic video footage of the above mentioned tit flashing episode to neutralise speculation as to whether the said incident did in fact occur,  and is not merely the product of imaginative rumor mongers attempting to capitalize on the fog of war by interjecting phony reports which may distract front-line troops from the onerous task at hand.

jakumo, what is epic about this so-called battle , its just nonsence

Rumours suggesting that all those found guilty of lacking a sense of humor are to be forcefully drafted for combat duty are yet to be confirmed. Get that stern expression off your face quick, MP5

sense of humor aint for everybody, its not funnny, ma guy , its just not dam funny, people like me experience this shit , aint got time for this nonsence,

Well excuuuuuusee me, Mr. Too Busy Executive. Might I suggest you simply ignore this thread and start you own discourse on the importance of keeping a SERIOUS rigor-mortise expression on one's face from cradle to grave.

why rapping , , i have my humor side, personal experience with this thread just aint making me feel it , thats all ,

aww, are you in the u.s. army reserve?
jakumo, lol@ video footage of tit-flashing episode.

no mind him, the guy just registered with slective selrvice today , he is scared of being drafted.meself no want draft oooooo

mp that question was for you sha! you said your experience had affected your sense of &&&

ha, army reserve? hell to da no,  i be the only son of my papa,  i dey slective service sha.whats up kobe boi
i didnt say it affected by sense of humor, all am saying is that i dont joke with the topic in question,