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President GEJ visited the queen of England. During the course of thier conversation, he asked her, Your majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria. "Well" said the Queen, ''the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people". Jonathan frowned and asked, "but how do i know the people around me are intelligent?" The Queen took a sip from her cup of coffee."oh that's easy, just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom "please, Send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said "Yes, your majesty?. The Queen smiled and said "answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child, it's not your sister and it's not your brother, who is it?". Without pausing for a moment,Tony Blair answered "that would be me". Very good said the Queen. Jonathan came back to Nigeria and ask N.Sambo the same question. "I'm not very sure said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one. He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer. Finally one night, he ran into Sanusi, the CBN Governor. So Sambo asked him, Sanusi, your mother and father have a child, it's not your brother, it's not your sister, who is it? Sanusi answered sharply "that's easy, it's me!". Sambo smiled and said thanks. Then he went back to Jonathan,"sir i did some research and i have the answer to that riddle. It's Sanusi". Jonathan got up, stomped over to Sambo and angrily yelled into his face "No! You Zombie! Na Tony Blair be the answer. Eh! Upon the research wey you do! Odè!'the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people". Jonathan frowned and asked, "but how do i know the people around me are intelligent?" The Queen took a sip from her cup of coffee."oh that's easy, just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom "please, Send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said "Yes, your majesty?. The Queen smiled and said "answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child, it's not your sister and it's not your brother, who is it?". Without pausing for a moment,Tony Blair answered "that would be me". Very good said the Queen. Jonathan came back to Nigeria and ask N.Sambo the same question. "I'm not very sure said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one. He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer. Finally one night, he ran into Sanusi, the CBN Governor. So Sambo asked him, Sanusi, your mother and father have a child, it's not your brother, it's not your sister, who is it? Sanusi answered sharply "that's easy, it's me!". Sambo smiled and said thanks. Then he went back to Jonathan,"sir i did some research and i have the answer to that riddle. It's Sanusi". Jonathan got up, stomped over to Sambo and angrily yelled into his face "No! You Zombie! Na Tony Blair be the answer. Eh! Upon the research wey you do! Odè!