10 Reasons Why Nigerian Women Get Married

1. The ones that are getting married because they are of age and fear that time is running out. They may not love the groom but they just want to get married.

2. The ones that are getting married because they are pregnant. They have aborted many pregnancies and fear womb damage.

3. The ones that are getting married because of family pressure. Their parents are breathing heavily on their necks and have given them ultimatum to bring a husband or get out of the home.

4. The ones that are getting married because of the ceremony. They have attended many weddings and dream of getting married. They are fascinated by the wedding gown and the razzmatazz of the marriage ceremonies.

5. The ones that are getting married because of the bitterness of being jilted by an ex. They are hoping to use this marriage to prove that they are still eligible.

6. The ones that are getting married because of homelessness. Accommodation problem is common with many spinsters and paying rent is a burden. Just get married and stay in a free house for life.

7. The ones that are getting married because others are getting married. Usually her friends and sisters are all married and tongues have started wagging and the moment any man proposes she takes the bait not minding the hook hidden in it.

8. The ones that are getting married for commercial purpose. They see marriage as business. They are hoping to make it big through marriage. They target millionaires and upworldly mobile men. They also target guys from rich families.

9. The ones that get married out of pity. She doesn't love the man but got married to him because he opened a shop for her or paid her school fees or paid the hospital bills of the mother or something like that.

10. The ones that get married for sex. This is the big one. Women these days rate men who are well endowed highly even if they are senseless and tactless and will settle down very quickly with a dude who gives them multiple orgasms. They'll be screaming, "Harder! Faster! Finish me! Eat it" every night. They're ready to foot the matrimonial bills. They're ready to go the extra mile for men who can satisfy them erotically especially through MouthAction.
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See yanshes of different shapes and sizes.

The second Yansh by the right hand side na confirm.

If I am the groom I will carefully sample all the bridesmaid one after the other.

Abeg, enjoy while alive, Life no get duplicate!

OP you forgot hunger

I noticed the groom asss is the smallest amongst them.