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10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Andres28(m): 8:46am On Sep 15, 2022
BAT is neither an animal, a bird nor human. Very mysterious.

BAT is an invader that is why we don't know the source of it's wealth. it's invades you and hijack everything you have for itself.

BAT is the ugliest creature ever known..characterized by their brown teeth.

BAT has a pungent irritating smell given the fact that it urinates and defecates where it's standing or seated.

BATS are visionless and clueless creatures that is why they move in large numbers. If a single BAT leaves home it will definitely not return home .so often it's been held and guided by some of it's fellows

BAT is a useless creature given the fact it's not serving any good purpose in the ecosystem, only destruction

BAT feeds on corn(agbado) and cassava..and it doesn't cultivate any of this food either, he steals them..BAT is a known thief

While other creature seats and faces their heads upwards BAT will always face downwards..what a mysterious thing, no wonder other sane creatures don't want to relate with BAT.

The keepers or followers of bats are Known as BATstards..just imagine the !diots keeping or following this useless creature.

BAT is characterized by strange noise pollution..you can't leave peacefully in a home where there is BAT..the noise is appalling.

Summary--BAT is a useless Creature that is neither regarded by men, animals or birds..very useless.

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by mayokiri: 8:47am On Sep 15, 2022
grin

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Sergio103(m): 8:49am On Sep 15, 2022
Lmao grin

And bat dosen't shit.

Rather it vomits excreta.

E be like our own bat dey shit up and down as opposed to universal Bat law grin

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Totilopussylick(m): 8:54am On Sep 15, 2022
I am sensing violence on this particular threads tongue

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Andres28(m): 8:56am On Sep 15, 2022
Sergio103:
Lmao grin

And bat dosen't shit.

Rather it vomits excreta.

E be like our own bat dey shit up and see as opposed to universal Bat law grin

grin grin grin grin
Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Cypress042(m): 8:57am On Sep 15, 2022
And finally BAT's can't and will never rule a country..

Because they are not trustworthy grin

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by TimFisher2: 8:58am On Sep 15, 2022
undecided




I don't know why people are no more standing on Tilumbu"s manhood again


It seems the Manhood don soft.

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Andres28(m): 8:59am On Sep 15, 2022
Cypress042:
And finally BATs can't rule a country, because they are not trustworthy grin

grin grin grin how can a thief and an invader rule a country
Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by SlavaUkraini: 9:01am On Sep 15, 2022
And a certain BAT with his Strong Standing Dick, after taking Sex enhancing Drugs

Is campaigning and wants to be Nigeria's President, so that he can bang underage children in the Aso Rock Villa ..

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Andres28(m): 9:03am On Sep 15, 2022
[quote author=TimFisher2 post=116681344] undecided




I don't know why people are no more standing on Tilumbu"s manhood again


It seems the Manhood don soft.[/quote

grin grin grin
The manhood don dry Finnish..if you stand are very likely to fall
Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by TimFisher2: 9:08am On Sep 15, 2022
[quote author=Andres28 post=116681492][/quote]

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by SlavaUkraini: 9:10am On Sep 15, 2022
Andres28:
BAT is neither an animal, a bird nor human. Very mysterious.

BAT is an invader that is why we don't know the source of it's wealth. it's invades you and hijack everything you have for itself.

BAT is the ugliest creature ever known..characterized by their brown teeth.

BAT has a pungent irritating smell given the fact that it urinates and defecates where it's standing or seated.

BATS are visionless and clueless creatures that is why they move in large numbers. If a single BAT leaves home it will definitely not return home .so often it's been held and guided by some of it's fellows

BAT is a useless creature given the fact it's not serving any good purpose in the ecosystem, only destruction

BAT feeds on corn(agbado) and cassava..and it doesn't cultivate any of this food either, he steals them..BAT is a known thief

While other creature seats and faces their heads upwards BAT will always face downwards..what a mysterious thing, no wonder other sane creatures don't want to relate with BAT.

The keepers or followers of bats are Known as BATstards..just imagine the !diots keeping or following this useless creature.

BAT is characterized by strange noise pollution..you can't leave peacefully in a home where there is BAT..the noise is appalling.

Summary--BAT is a useless Creature that is neither regarded by men, animals or birds..very useless.

See ..... The Resemblance is Very Striking.... Carbon Copy

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Re: 10 Great Things You Don't Know About BAT. by Andres28(m): 9:29am On Sep 15, 2022
SlavaUkraini:


See ..... The Resemblance is Very Striking.... Carbon Copy

grin grin grin grin

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