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Funnyfacts by chumakk: 8:57am On Aug 12, 2011 |
A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open the bag and it's half empty. That awkward moment when u start to laugh at an inside joke that no one else remembers and everyone just stares at u like ur an idiot Understanding a woman is like downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed & when you have downloaded the half you got an error. Maths teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: "A drinking problem I got so drunk last night so I took a bus home. The impressive thing is that it was my first time driving a bus |
Re: Funnyfacts by chumakk: 9:14am On Aug 15, 2011 |
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdowns, did you notice how all GIRLS probIems begin with “men”? I hate saying "hi" to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded Drunk people taking care of drunker people Friends are like B**BS. Some are big, some are small, some are REAL, & some are fake. |
Re: Funnyfacts by Nobody: 5:20pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
i love the maths teacher part |
Re: Funnyfacts by chumakk: 7:05pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
Remember, half the people you know are below average. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something 3 things that should never be broken; 1. A heart 2. A promise and 3. A condom A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell “Got it !!” and then run away. |
Re: Funnyfacts by mikuz(m): 10:05pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
Lovely! |
Re: Funnyfacts by ice234: 6:03am On Aug 21, 2011 |
Nice onw copied some and sent to a pal |
Re: Funnyfacts by chumakk: 2:56pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
When life gives you lemons, add vodka, and throw a party. Advice to all Girls: Don't apply too much make-up on your face, you don't know where boys look first. when you get some success in life you can get a date. while waiting for to be successful, spend your time and invest time to becoming successful and worry about date once you are successful. Seeing your ex and thinking, "Damn, I'm glad that's over." What do politicians and sperm have in common , . . . One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being |
Re: Funnyfacts by chumakk: 4:42pm On Aug 31, 2011 |
One of my life mission, is to read the terms and conditions. Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours when i was your age, i lost my toys. Not my virginity. Beating the refresh bottom to death when the internet is slow. School is a jail. Classes are cell, teachers are the security guards, and we are the prisoners. |
Re: Funnyfacts by chumakk: 10:27am On Sep 09, 2011 |
“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.” if you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments Dogs Go to Heaven? Sorry, kids. It’s only the dogs who’ve accepted Christ. Advice to all Girls: Don't apply too much make-up on your face, you don't know where boys look first. Dear Teacher, I don't know the answer. That's why my hand wasn't raised! |
Re: Funnyfacts by ice234: 12:09pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
nice one |
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