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Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by NnamdiN: 2:26pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando , Florida if you win. What is your name? First name only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: "Yes." DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had intimacy?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well, " DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?" Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well, " DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks, " DJ: "Uh huh, " Brian: ", and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."-3 minutes of commercials follow DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"(touch tones, ringing, ) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away o r you'll lose. So do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?" Sarah: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando , Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have intimacy, Sarah?" Sarah: "Oh God, Brian, uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?" Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and, " DJ: Come on Sarah, where did you have it? Sarah: "Up the a.s.s, " After a long pause, the DJ said, "OK Folks, we need to take a station break, ghing sheepishly) "Well, " DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?" Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well, " DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks, " DJ: "Uh huh, " Brian: ", and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."-3 minutes of commercials follow DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"(touch tones, ringing, ) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away o r you'll lose. So do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?" Sarah: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando , Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have intimacy, Sarah?" Sarah: "Oh God, Brian, uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?" Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and, " DJ: Come on Sarah, where did you have it? Sarah: "Up the a.s.s, " After a long pause, the DJ said, "OK Folks, we need to take a station break, |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by EfemenaXY: 2:28pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Jeez - your joke is too long!! try to make it short 'n snappy next time |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by NnamdiN: 2:36pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Oh yeah Where will I put d rest? Up in Sarah's a.s.s? Watever happened to reading |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by EfemenaXY: 8:52pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
we nor wan read your thesis try 'n make your jokes, short, sassy and snappy - else waka go Education Section |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by dani1luv: 9:18pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Chei see comprehension |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by NnamdiN: 10:46pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Woman headtie, Make I go find d one wey long pass dat one sef, u go tell me weda na u pay rent 4 d space d tin occupy |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by EfemenaXY: 11:06pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
^^ Bad belle in action |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by lysaa(f): 11:34am On Aug 16, 2011 |
Lol. When u think of money, think of Nnamdi. Oga how market? E be like say u don dey sort ur way up in d expired drugs biz. Hailings o. |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by Nobody: 12:03pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
my excitement died on the way to the finishing sentence, |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by dadicvila(m): 10:20am On Aug 18, 2011 |
this one na joke abi na lecture note?? |
Re: Being Over Honest Can Ruin Things by Nellyon(f): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
All you lazy A.ss.es that do not read, whoever said a joke has to be short to be a joke?? dadicvila: Efemena_xy: NnamdiN:D.amn right, some people just make me sick with their fear of reading. |
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