Havingg S-E-X can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced.

Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting.

There are weird similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

You can't hum while holding your nose closed.

You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.

If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn.

Women speak about 7000 words a day.
The average man averages just over 2000.

'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

Jellyfish evaporate in the sun. They're 98% water.

No word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, month or silver.

When a person is tickled, the response is actually a form of panic, as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders or other creepy crawlies on your skin - the uncontrollable laughter is a response to panic.

Yawning is contagious - even thinking about yawning is enough. After reading this fact, there is a 50% chance you will yawn.

The total weight of all the ants on Earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth.

Grapes EXPLODE when you put them in the microwave!

In Japan they have square watermelons.

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When you kiss someone for a minute, you both burn about 2.6 calories.

An elephant can die from a broken heart.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

'racecar' is spelled the same forwards and backwards.

Laughter is extremely difficult to control consciously. Most people cannot laugh on command.

2% of Earth's people have red hair.

'Dreamt' is the ONLY WORD in the entire English language that ends in the letters 'mt'.

'Dysania' is the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning.

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Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star

One tablespoon of semen has approximately 20 calories. Semen also contains zinc and calcium which helps prevent tooth decay.

Oysters can change genders back and forth.

Did you know that "ough" can be pronounced TEN DIFFERENT WAYS?
There's "cough" (which rhymes with "off", "enough" (which rhymes with "stuff", "dough" (which rhymes with "no", "through" (which rhymes with "do", "thought" (which sounds like "awe", "plough" (an alternative spelling of "plow", "hiccough" (an alternative spelling of "hiccup", "hough" (an alternative spelling of "hock", "lough" (an alternative spelling of "loch", and "thorough" (which has a different pronunciation in the UK than it does in American English).

The Bible is the number one most shoplifted book of all time.

Breathing the air in Mumbai, India for just ONE DAY, is equivalent to smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX.

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

The longest English word, at 45 letters, is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'.

If you walk and talk with someone, eventually you will synchronize your steps with each other.

@ JFK and Lincon, hmm.

Do u have a fever? Na wah o, women don turn panadol.

At exactly 07 minutes and 08 seconds after 6 o'clock on October 9th of this year it will be 06:07:08 09/10/11. This will not happen again until the year 3011

People who laugh a lot are much healthier than those who don't.

Yes, you CAN tickle YOURSELF! The only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth. TRY IT.
The sensation of tickling is important to have. It's similar to the feeling of having bugs or spiders crawling on you. The reaction you have to being tickled is important to keep those kind of animals from crawling on you.
You tickle mostly because of surprise. Even if you know you're about to be tickled, you don't necessarily know where, so you react by being ticklish. When you try to tickle yourself, it usually doesn't work because your brain already knows how you're going to do it. You can't tickle yourself because you can't surprise yourself.
Possibly because the roof of your mouth isn't used to being touched like that, it still tickles if you touch the roof of your mouth.

McDonald's SALADS are more fattening than their burgers.

India has more honor roll students than America HAS students.

Blueberries are purple!

Never miss a high-five again! Look at the other person's elbow first.

Albert Einstein left his first wife for his COUSIN.

Like fingerprints, everyone's
tongue print is different!

The female praying mantis RIPS OFF THE MALE'S HEAD during s-e-x!

A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

Having blue eyes is actually a mutation. Before the mutation occurred, all humans had brown eyes.

Your earlobes line up with your nippples

El Guapo:

Dont question the Doctor's prescription lady!

I've been trying hard to xplain this fact to Studio n Bin gbagbo but he wont listen!! No wonder he's got such hellish lekpacious look

who told u im lepacious and dat i dont laugh?

u fat yourself?

U must be out of your mind. . . . .
IBO MAN

@ obiscolly.
Nice 1.
keep it coming.

AND this supp. 2 be the joke section?
wonder shall nefa end.
can u all move to the health and safety section.
next.

No word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, month or silver.


What about "temple", "range" and

@poster, tell us, how can an elephant heart be broken? We want to know becos u cnt just b posting without facts.

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check
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-400818/Elephants-broken-hearts.html. hope that answers ur question

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As a punishment for misbehavior, Thai cops have to wear pink Hello Kitty armbands.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Sealand claims to be the smallest "country" in the world. It's not even made out of land.

Men have nippples because, as an embryo, everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in.

Believe it or not, you actually CAN'T see the Great Wall of China from Space!

If you take your age and multiply it by 7, then multiply it by 1,443 the product repeats your age 3 times.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command 'go hang yourself.'

In Topeka, Kansas it is illegal to sing the alphabet on the streets at night. It is also illegal to install a bathtub, and you may not scream in a haunted house.

The longest MONOPOLY game in history lasted 70 straight days.

Justin Bieber can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 2 minutes.

Humans don't just shrink with age. They shrink EVERY DAY.

The human mind can maintain social relationships with up to 150 people!

You can overdose and die from coffee.