1. Never take photos with him. 2. If you called and he hangs up, don't call him back, the wife is around. 3. Don't text him love messages. 4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at his house even when his wife is out of the country. 5. Never book the same lodging everytime you go for ahhhhh! Eeeeeeh! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh! 6. Do not involve your friends or his friends in your relationship. 7. If he calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe his wife is the one calling trying to find out, let him talk first. 8. Don't call him my everything, he is borrowed. 9. If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run. 10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S HUSBAND AND FIND YOUR OWN.

You would have ended up saying nothing if you didn't add the part you wrote in capital letters.

Side-chicks know all these and vow to abide by the rules but they never do. They will call you by 10pm to tell you how much they love and miss you. The next day they'll apologize that they didn't know what got into them. The next week they'll call around 6:30am when you're getting your children ready for school with your wife. Her apology will be that she didn't know your wife will around you at that time.

Please keep away from side-chicks. Their major goal is to hurt your wife and scatter your family. They'll call at odd hours and do many other things just to achieve this goal.