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Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 6:41am On Oct 22, 2022
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- Sunflower oil
- Almond oil
- Carrot oil
- Fenugreek oil
- Avocado oil
- Castor oil
- Grape seed oil
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- Coconut oil
- Olive oil
- Vitamin C oil
- Vitamin E oil
- Aloe vera oil
- Snake oil
- Rose oil
- Lavender oil
- Garlic oil
- Ginger oil
- Neem oil
- Mint oil
- Onion oil
- Oregano oil
- Black seed oil
- Lemon oil
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- Sage oil
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- Tea tree oil
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- Lemongrass oil
- Bergamot oil
- Cedarwood oil
- Orange oil
- Cinnamon oil
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Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 9:50am On Feb 27, 2023
We sell organic products like, honey, sea salt, Shea butter, coconut oil, cinnamon, cocoa powder & butter, chia seed, flax seed, fenugreek, akpi, sesame seed, maca root, basil, oregano, star anise, nuts, essential oils.
Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 6:55am On May 03, 2023
SPIRITUAL BENEFITS OF GROWING OREGANO PLANT

Oregano is said to promote good fortune and good health, and has been used in magic spells since ancient times to bring happiness, luck and protection. The ancient Greeks believed that oregano was an antidote to poisons and could treat convulsions and skin irritations. In Shakespearean times oregano was thought to cure overdoses of opium and hemlock. It’s thought that growing oregano near your home will offer protection from evil, and that placing it near your head while sleeping promotes visions and psychic dreams.

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Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2023
HEALTH BENEFITS OF PUMPKIN SEEDS

- POWER HOUSE OF ANTIOXIDANTS

Pumpkin seeds have great antioxidant potentials due to the presence of Vitamin E and carotenoids.

These antioxidants help in reducing inflammation and also protect our body from damage caused by free radicals. Thus, they provide us with protection from innumerable diseases.

- GOOD FOR CARDIOVASCULAR HEALTH

Pumpkin seeds are very good for the health of our heart. Antioxidants in them protect our heart from various disorders.

Magnesium in pumpkin seeds helps to lower our blood pressure. Magnesium also lowers bad cholesterol (LDL ) levels and triglycerides. This reduces the risk of heart diseases.

Fibre present in pumpkin seeds also reduces cholesterol levels, thus protecting our heart.

- PROTECTS FROM CANCER

Consuming Pumpkin seeds in good amount reduces the risk of cancer. This is due to the presence of powerful antioxidants in these seeds.

Pumpkin seeds also prevented prostate cancer.

- HELPS IN THE MANAGEMENT OF DIABETES

Pumpkin seeds are rich in magnesium. Magnesium helps to lower blood sugar levels which is beneficial for people with diabetes mellitus. What is diabetes mellitus? Diabetes mellitus, commonly known as diabetes, refers to a group of metabolic disorders that affects how our body uses blood sugar or glucose. Since pumpkin seeds prove to be useful in the management of diabetes, they can be included in your Diabetes Diet Plan.

- IMMUNITY BOOSTER

Pumpkin seeds are good for our immune system due to the presence of vitamin E and zinc.

Vitamin E enhances immune responses and protects against several infectious diseases. It is also a powerful antioxidant and prevents free radicals from damaging healthy cells in our body.

Zinc protects our body from inflammation, allergies and invading pathogens, thus preventing infections and increasing overall immunity.

Pumpkin seeds exhibit antimicrobial, antifungal and antiviral properties.

- IMPROVES QUALITY OF SLEEP

Amino acid tryptophan present in pumpkin seeds is good for sleep. It is a precursor to serotonin and melatonin.

Both serotonin and melatonin help to induce sleep.

- GOOD FOR WEIGHT LOSS

Pumpkin seeds are rich in proteins and fibre. They make us feel full for a long time, reduce our food intake and finally reduce the number of calories consumed. This helps in reduction of weight.

- GOOD FOR STRONG BONES

Pumpkin seeds are rich in Magnesium. Magnesium is good for growth and strength of bones. It has been observed that people with ample amounts of Magnesium in their diet tend to have a higher density of minerals in their bones. This helps to avoid risks like bone fractures and osteoporosis. Low levels of magnesium have also been linked to increased inflammation.

It also helps to prevent osteoporosis in postmenopausal women.

- GOOD FOR PROSTRATE HEALTH

Consumption of pumpkin seeds improves the symptoms of Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia ( BPH ).

Pumpkin seeds are rich in zinc. Zinc reduces the chances of prostate cancer. There is also limited data that suggests Pumpkin Seed oil may help to treat and prevent urinary diseases/disorders.

- IMPROVES THE QUALITY OF SPERM

Pumpkin seeds are rich in zinc.

Zinc improves fertility in men. It increases the levels of testosterone and also the quality and quantity of sperms.

- GOOD FOR PREGNANCY

Pumpkin seeds contain a good amount of zinc.

Zinc boosts immunity and helps in healthy growth of the baby. It is beneficial to consume zinc-rich foods in pregnancy.

- REDUCES DEPRESSION & ANXIETY

Magnesium in pumpkin seeds helps to reduce stress and anxiety.

It also calms our mind.

- GOOD FOR OUR HAIR

Consuming pumpkin seeds makes our hair strong. It also makes our hair silky and shiny.

- GOOD FOR OUR SKIN

Pumpkin seeds make our skin soft and wrinkle-free. It also prevents infections and keeps our skin acne-free.

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Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 11:44am On Jul 22, 2023
THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF CAYENNE PEPPER

- Anti-Irritant Properties

The various types of tissue in the body can be irritated for any number of reasons — diet, illness, and environmental toxins, just to list a few. Ironically, cayenne can help "put out the fire" and ease an upset stomach, sore throat, cough, and occasional diarrhea.

- Clears Congestion

Are you dealing with stuffed up sinuses due to seasonal illness or allergies? Cayenne pepper aids in breaking up and moving congested mucus.

- Resists Harmful Organisms

When it comes to defense against harmful organisms, cayenne is a proverbial surgical flame thrower. In vitro tests have found that CAY-1, a compound found in cayenne peppers, suppressed the development of 16 different fungal strains while remaining completely non-toxic to healthy cells.

- Headache Remedy

Its ability to relieve a headache may be related to the pepper’s tendency to stimulate a pain response in a different area of the body, thus diverting the brain’s attention to the new site. After the initial pain reaction, the nerve fibers have less substance P (the nerve’s pain chemical), and the perception of pain is reduced.

- Digestive Aid

Cayenne is a well-known digestive aid. It stimulates the digestive tract, increasing the flow of enzyme production and gastric juices. This aids the body’s ability to metabolize food (and toxins). Cayenne pepper is also helpful for relieving intestinal gas. It stimulates intestinal peristaltic motion, aiding in both assimilation and elimination.

- Anti-Redness Properties

Many health ailments result in swelling and redness throughout the body. Cayenne’s ability to soothe systemic cellular distress makes it a great herb for supporting long-term good health.

- Helps Produce Saliva

Cayenne stimulates the production of saliva, an important component of digestion and oral health maintenance.

- Promotes Cardiovascular Health

Cayenne pepper promotes cardiovascular health, specifically by supporting healthy blood vessels and normal blood consistency. When both of these variables are normal and in-check, the risk of serious cardiac episodes is greatly reduced.

- Detox Support

Cayenne stimulates the circulatory system and increases the pulse of lymphatic and digestive rhythms. Heating the body streamlines the natural process of detoxification. Cayenne also induces sweating — another important process of detoxification. Combined with lemon juice and honey, cayenne tea is an excellent morning beverage for encouraging detoxification.

- Soothes Occasional Joint Discomfort

Extremely high in a substance called capsaicin, cayenne pepper sends chemical messengers from the skin into the joint, offering relief for occasional joint discomfort. For this reason, many people with stiff, sore joints use creams and lotion that contain cayenne.

- Helps Preserve Food

Cayenne is an excellent preservative and has been used to prevent food contamination from bacteria.

- Promotes Longevity

A study using data collected from almost half a million people found that those who ate spicy foods had a 14% chance of living longer than those that didn’t. Researchers also found that regular consumption of chili peppers aligned with reduced rates of death from respiratory ailments or heart disease.

- Encourages Healthy Body Weight

Scientists at Laval University in Quebec conducted and study and found that participants who took cayenne pepper for breakfast had less appetite and consumed fewer calories throughout the day. Cayenne is also a metabolic booster and aids the body in burning excess fat.

- Promotes Heart Health

Studies found that capsaicin supports the heart in pumping blood, as well as encouraging healthy circulation.

- Remedy for Toothache

When applied directly to the site, cayenne may help ease the discomfort associated with a sore tooth.

- Remedy For Snake Bite, Sores, etc

Cayenne pepper is a remedy for snake bite, rheumatism, sores, wounds, and lumbago or lower back discomfort.

- Tastes Great!

This one is purely subjective, and those with sensitive palates may disagree, but many people find that a dash of cayenne can add a delicious zest to otherwise bland food.

Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 9:03am On Sep 12, 2023
*HEALTH BENEFITS OF GOLDENSEAL HERB*

- It treats cold and other respiratory tract infections,

- It treats rhinitis (hay fever),

- It treats ulcer,

- It treats diarrhea and constipation,

- It kills bacteria,

- It treats eye infections,

- It treats urinary tract infections,

- It eliminates harmful substances from the liver,

- It has anti-inflammatory propery,

- It treats upper respiratory tract infections,

- It treats canker sores,

- It helps to boost the immune system in the body,

- It helps the body to get rid of excess water weight

- It helps in the treatment of arthritis and other joint pain

- Goldenseal can treat infections of the mucus membranes, the sinuses, the throat, the mouth, the urinary tract, the intestines and the vaginal walls.

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Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 1:14pm On Nov 23, 2023
*HEALTH BENEFITS OF FENNEL TEA*

- It relieves flatulence and bloating

- It encourages urination

- It boosts metabolism

- It treats hypertension

- It treats eye diseases like cataract and glaucoma

- It clears mucus from the airways

- It stimulates milk production in nursing mothers

- It speeds up digestion

- It reduces gas

- It reduces stress

- It detoxifies the body

- It helps with weight Loss.

- It relieves painful menstrual cramps

- It relieves arthritis

- It can help fight infections

- It can help you sleep

- It can aid breast milk production

- It can support digestion

- It increases the amount of antioxidants in your body

- It can freshen your breath

- It can relieve constipation

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Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by Blacksoap(m): 5:29pm On Dec 31, 2023
Dear Friends,
Congratulations! I am happy to report that we all made it to this phenomenal year's end (31/12/23). 😇 Thank God!

Today is the last day of 2023! We want to use this medium to appreciate you all for supporting us all through 2023. You made 2023 a remarkable year for us. Our story and achievements of 2023 will not be complete without mention of you. We say a big thank you to you! May 2024 be a year of celebration for you and your family. God will decorate you with his goodness and financial breakthroughs.

Thank you for being there for us!

Till then, Happy New Year to thee and thine😌❤️.

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Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by OrganicHerbs: 8:07am On Feb 05
*HEALTH BENEFITS OF CRANBERRY*

- Prevents Cancer
- Prevents Urinary Tract Infection, UTI
- Rich in antioxidant compounds.
- Helps with Weight Loss
- Boosts Brain Power
- Combats Tooth Decay
- Nourishes the Skin
- Boost Immunity
- Heart Healthy
- Reduce Swelling
- Prevent Blood Clot
- Ease Cold and Flu Symptoms

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Re: Organic Seeds & Oils For Joke Lovers by LagosSkatersnDa(m): 6:55am On Mar 20
*LEARN TO BE YOUR OWN PERSONAL DOCTOR*
*Part 3*

22 *QUICK EJACULATION*
Get 3 bulbs of Okro, slice them get the dry seed of it, ferment everything with soda water for 2 days. Take half cup daily for one week.

23 *WEAK ERECTION*
Get 6 bulbs of white onions, grind and extract the juice. Mix the juice with honey. Take 2 spoons thrice
daily for one week.

24. *VIRGINAL DISCHARGE*
Get 3 pieces of bitter cola, some ginger and garlic, grind and add lime juice .Take 2 spoons twice daily for one week.

25. *CHILDREN CONVULSION*
Get one onion, small garlic and
ginger, grind all. Mix with palm kernel oil. Give the child to drink and use the mixture as cream for the child.

26. *FIRE BURNS*
Rub the affected area with pure honey daily.

27.*HAIR BREAKAGE*
Get one bottle of olive oil and one bottle of honey. Mix together and warm it for few minutes. Use the
mixture to wash your hair.

28. *BALD HEAD*
Grind bird pepper, unripe pawpaw seed and mix with lime orange juice. Use the mixture to rub the head, hair will start growing in the affected area.

29. *FIBROID*
Eat about 20 pieces of unripe palm kernel seeds everyday for about two months.

30.*BLOOD BUILDING*
Get some quantity of pumpkin leaves and garden egg leaves, squeeze out the liquid, add milk. Drink it for
three days; your blood will be boosted.

31.*CATARACTS*
Apply the aloe-vera gel to the affected eyes every night until the problem is over.

32. *THROAT PROBLEM*
Eat small quantity of ginger continuously for one week.

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