6 Reasons why people go to political rallies in Nigeria.

Have you not wondered why political party rallies are packed with people regardless of which party is coming to town? Here are 6 reasons why.

1. Nothing to do, nothing interesting to engage in, for the jobless they go for the sight and sound, wear their tight jeans eye goggles just lazy around and sing different party slogans dance to the artist of the day e.g davido, just be happy. Wetin man go do syndrome.

2. Some want to catch a live picture of this people that are chopping Nigerias wealth. Nawao na Dem be this, chai see him agbada nah there he hide that money abi? True true this man dey shake oo I see am cro cro chai! See him bear bear ! etc. This will provide the next topic in the beer parlours in the evening through to the next day.

3. Some go there hoping that there will be some give aways, like caps, tee shirts and if you get lucky, you might stumble on small cash, puff Puff and coke, you know. (at all at All na him bad pass)

4. Some go to collect people's things, like phones, bags cars, any thing they can nick to make a quick buck.

5. Some are there for buisness. There to sell stuff, from pure water to themselves.

6. Then my last and not the least, the infamous rented crowd, now they have added the women/men ashoebi group, money for hand back for ground. They come in buses, party faithfuls benefit highly from this. They are the once contracted to assemble this one's. They are the fortunate members of the Noah's ark, the storm is over.

So add yours if you dare, these are mine � #uch #flashyourpvc #GetYoursNowChallenge

.

7. Some go there out of sheer love to show solidarity & support for their candidate.

That's the group Obidients belong to.

For me oo....

Is only a f**l who doesn't value his life that will go for political rally in this con3.
As doing so, is synonymous to embarking on suicide mission.

3. Some go there hoping that there will be some give aways, like caps, tee shirts and if you get lucky, you might stumble on small cash, puff Puff and coke, you know. (at all at All na him bad pass)

One Nairalander disclosed that the first million he made this year was at APC national convention where he was paid #3 million by the Tinubu camp. Honestly, these politicians have stolen so much from us.