one day an old woman went to the worldbank with three sacks full of money to open a savings account. whn she got there, she insisted on seeing the governor himself, with a lot of argument, they allowed her into the governor's office.
the governor asked: Granny, how did make all this money?
Granny: i do betting

governor: betting? u mean just betting?

granny: yes, for instance i can bet with u that ur balls (testicles) are square.

governor: (in an uncontrollable laughter) u dnt mean it granny.

granny: ok let's bet, if they are square, u pay me 20,000 dollars, if they r round like u think, i pay u 20,000 dollars

the governor so sure of his balls rounds agreed cos he wanted some of the granny's money.

governor: it's a deal

granny: ok i will come with my lawyer tomorrow so get prepared at exactly 9:00am.

that night, the governor stood in a mirror for a long time, examining his balls to make sure that they are round.

the following morning, the granny came with a man (lawyer).

granny: good morning governor, are u ready now?

governor: yes granny.

granny: ok take off ur clothes let's see

the governor did not care abt the supposed lawyers attention cos he tot 20,000 dollars is not a small money. he took off his clothes.

granny: can i hold them n see for my self?

governor: yes! yes of course.

at the moment the granny held the governor's balls, the supposed lawyer started banging his head on a wall.
not knowing the granny went to bet with the supposed lawyer that, today at exactly 9:00am, she will be holding the governor of the world bank's balls in her palms n the supposed lawyer agreed cos he was sure it's not possible (n that bet was 50,000 dollar vice versa)

one day a man was going home late and he has to pass by a cemetry b4 he reach his house.
he heard a noise frm the cemetry, gathered some courage and asked: who is that?
the voice said: it's me
the man: it's u who?
the voice: the did not spell my name correctly on my gravve so am rewriting it myself

@ first post
av heard it b4 bt sumtin else.

@ second post
wow his gona b wild eye open 4 d rest of d nyt.

hahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

one and two heard it b4 but tx for bringing all skull back

i don die

@poster
efuah i like ur pix

Lol lovely