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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by SaLongs1(m): 3:57am On Oct 29, 2022
chiefolododo:
For your mind you are making jest ?
Not jest but sense

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by SaLongs1(m): 4:00am On Oct 29, 2022
mastermaestro:
Celebrating another person's misfortune doesn't end well all the same. I have never really liked Suleman. But that attempt on his life terrified me. I was profoundly grateful that he got away with his wife unscathed.

Portable should be careful with his object of celebration. There is no positive gain in wishing others evil.
Perhaps we saw two different clips because I can't hear him wishing evil in the lyrics.

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by SaLongs1(m): 4:02am On Oct 29, 2022
coolxpaul:
The first time portable go talk wetin make sense
Never made more sense than this grin
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by omonnakoda: 4:23am On Oct 29, 2022
mastermaestro:
Celebrating another person's misfortune doesn't end well all the same. I have never really liked Suleman. But that attempt on his life terrified me. I was profoundly grateful that he got away with his wife unscathed.

Portable should be careful with his object of celebration. There is no positive gain in wishing others evil.
Very dishonest and sentimental rubbish.Y.ou are a hypocrite and a liar,a Shameless liar.

He did not celebrate anything

Just told the bitter truth

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by omonnakoda: 4:28am On Oct 29, 2022
FELA
said this over 40 years ago

I want you all to please take your minds
Out of this musical contraption
And put your minds into any goddamn church
Any goddamn mosque
Any goddamn Celestical
Including Seraphoom and Cheruboom
Now, we are all there now
Our minds are in those places
Here we go
Amen!
Suffer, suffer for world
Enjoy for Heaven
Christians go dey yab
"In Spiritum Heavinus"
Muslims go dey call
"Allahu Akbar"
Open you eye everywhere
Archbishop na miliki
Pope na enjoyment
Imam na gbaladun
Archbishop dey enjoy
Pope self dey enjoy
Imam self dey enjoy

My brother wetin you say?
My brother wetin you say?
My sister wetin you go hear?
My sister wetin you go hear?
Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca
Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca
Amen!
My people them go dey follow Bishop
Them go follow Pope
Them go follow Imam
Them go go for London
Them go go for Rome
Them go go for Mecca
Them go carry all the money
Them go juba Bishop
Juba Pope
Juba Imam
Then them go start to yab themselves:
Every day, for house
Every day, for road
Every day, for bus
Every day, for work
My people, my people
My people, my people
We now have to carry our minds
Out of those goddamn places
Back into this musical contraption
Right opposite you
Now we are back here
This is what happens to we Africans every day
Now wetin I want tell you now
Na secret o
Na confidential matter
Don't tell anybody outside
Na between me and you
Now listen
As I dey say before
E dey happen to all of us every day
We Africans all over the world
Now listen
Suffering and smiling!

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by omonnakoda: 4:31am On Oct 29, 2022
It is funny but 40 years ago Pentecostal churches was a minority part of the Church business market

They have steadily grown their market share

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Gbeng30(m): 4:33am On Oct 29, 2022
There are some things you can't joke with in this life, but the foolishness and stupidity of some people will not allow them to hear word ....carry on
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Funflipper: 5:09am On Oct 29, 2022
chiefolododo:
For your mind you are making jest ?

He is giving out a billion dollar worth of information and enlightenment for free. "Those who have ears, let them hear".

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Funflipper: 5:13am On Oct 29, 2022
NIGERIAJAGA419:
NO, portable should not be careful his way is his way and Apostle’s way is his way. There is deferent between � and darkness. Potable get ready for me I I’ll attack you. My name is no mercy. Any day I get you or jam u… say bye bye �. Cuz you are behind this the attack of Apostle.

They say "the truth is bitter".
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by BABANGBALI: 5:30am On Oct 29, 2022
American embassy staff leaving Nigeria. The same way they left Somalia before the massacre. While we get distracted by 2023 elections, plans to conquer us and take our lands proceed undetected.

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by VirileNelly2420: 5:43am On Oct 29, 2022
Exjoker:
The myopic thinking of many people is astonishing... How can somebody make jest of sad situations like this.... 8 people lost their lives in that incident for christ sake.

That's not a jest. He was talking some sense.

"Pastor dey inside bulletproof car, Security aids and other aids dey without. Tragedy occurred. Pastor survived but d aids died.

Church members celebrate pastors survival as miracle, but Pastor survived cos of bulletproof car. People should wise up"

U call dis jest?

...I don't think so!
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Siscooh: 5:47am On Oct 29, 2022
Mccullum:
Most of the members knew that bullet proof saved their pastor, they are just pretending.

There's miracles because I believes in God.

So what?
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by VirileNelly2420: 5:51am On Oct 29, 2022
tuzle:
He was actually making sense and not mocking anyone but the church members and pastor who celebrated the incidence as a miracle from God after almost all his escort died except him who was in a bullet proof car.
Honestly. Those people celebrating the pastor's survival are the real people mocking the situation.

I mean, it's so senseless!

The truth remains, he survived cos of the armored car... while d less protected aids died off as chicken.
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by VirileNelly2420: 6:01am On Oct 29, 2022
NothingDoMe:
Bullet proof car can be broken into with the right weapons and given enough time to operate. It's a miracle he was in such a car in the first place.
Which one is miracle being in such car....?
Has he not always moved around in his bulletproof car?

U people are still getting thins complicated.
He survived cos of bulletproof car, nd people are religiously twisting things.

Bulletproof car saved him!

If he wan do miracle, let him move around without armored car nd escape such situation. Den, I will personally celebrate him.

NB: I gain nothing in the said pastor's living or death. So, don't come n say I wish him death.

Meanwhile, d Bible says, do others wot u want them to do unto u. If d said pastor had dis in mind, he should know it's pertinent to provide his aids with bulletproof cars aswell. Nonsense!
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by VirileNelly2420: 6:07am On Oct 29, 2022
Exjoker:
Sorry, I understand your pain but what deception are you talking about Johnson suleiman know that he is mortal and vulnerable that is why he bought a bulletproof car for himself. So what deception are you talking about

Thank u! He's mortal and vulnerable
So, wot stops people admitting the armored car saved him and not miracle...? (Even the pastor himself knows it's solely his bulletproof car dat saved him, but gullible members keep fooling themselves).
Meanwhile, he bought for himself/immediate family, and wot about his aids?

Thats callousness at its peak.

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Laughingkk: 6:20am On Oct 29, 2022
chiefolododo:
For your mind you are making jest ?
Just preaching the real GOSPEL
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by chatinent: 6:29am On Oct 29, 2022
Why is everyone here insulting Portable for saying the truth? You folks just don't like the truth if it concerns your man?
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Laughingkk: 6:30am On Oct 29, 2022
Brendaniel:
Can he try this with an Islamic cleric?
How many Islamic cleric own a private jet,own a personal mosque,c collect offering and tithes for personal and family use,?
Blind bats everywhere
Hypocrites everywhere
Mugus everywhere
When people mock Bihari and Tinubu it is normal,but when they speak the truth about one who steal,lash,brags,using the church as update,it is abnormal.


Spit

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Laughingkk: 6:31am On Oct 29, 2022
Brendaniel:
Can he try this with an Islamic cleric?
How many Islamic cleric own a private jet,own a personal mosque,c collect offering and tithes for personal and family use,?
Blind bats everywhere
Hypocrites everywhere
Mugus everywhere
When people mock Buhari and Tinubu it is normal,but when they speak the truth about one who steal,lash,brags,using the church as update,it is abnormal.


Spit
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Exjoker(m): 6:31am On Oct 29, 2022
VirileNelly2420:

That's not a jest. He was talking some sense.

"Pastor dey inside bulletproof car, Security aids and other aids dey without. Tragedy occurred. Pastor survived but d aids died.

Church members celebrate pastors survival as miracle, but Pastor survived cos of bulletproof car. People should wise up"

U call dis jest?

...I don't think so!
I guess you don't know that even bulletproof cars can be destroyed right? You only saw pictures of the damage car but don't know how it got out.

Do you know that with a proper planning, selection of a right killer spot to mitigate any escape and with right weapon, this man would have been a gonner by now.
You are not the one who was ambush and saw bullets banging your car, neither did you know what really transferred there that lead to his escape from the sence, that is why you won't know why he was thinking his God for saving him. You only read or saw the aftermath of the incident on the social media.
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Laughingkk: 6:37am On Oct 29, 2022
agadez007:
From his name,Habeeb you can tell that he is a Muslim
Can he talk about Islam/imam that way
Christians dey talk shit for this country

From the name,SULEMAN he look more of a Muslim using christiandom as a means of scamming people.


Copied your sentiment
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Laughingkk: 6:39am On Oct 29, 2022
chiedozie198100:
It's getting clear to me that apostle Suleiman was marked for death.

Why and what did you think his crimes are?
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Paulianfa(m): 6:40am On Oct 29, 2022
This guy him career no sweet am
"Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm"
Zazou hehnn I don tell u ooo
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Hades2016(m): 6:45am On Oct 29, 2022
XtremelyCoded:
Lol, this one wey need take care of himself still dey throw jab...
him lie ?
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Pinkyposh(f): 6:53am On Oct 29, 2022
mogbeyiteren:
Is there any popular man of God in this country without a bullet proof car

It's not wrong to have a bullet proof car, if you're an important person in the society, what the people are complaining is the pastor not giving his security personnels bullet proof cars too to drive in, even their domestic staff.
If you are traveling a long distance, everyone travelling with you should be protected too, not just you and your family

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Exjoker(m): 6:55am On Oct 29, 2022
VirileNelly2420:

Which one is miracle being in such car....?
Has he not always moved around in his bulletproof car?

U people are still getting thins complicated.
He survived cos of bulletproof car, nd people are religiously twisting things.

Bulletproof car saved him!

If he wan do miracle, let him move around without armored car nd escape such situation. Den, I will personally celebrate him.

NB: I gain nothing in the said pastor's living or death. So, don't come n say I wish him death.

Meanwhile, d Bible says, do others wot u want them to do unto u. If d said pastor had dis in mind, he should know it's pertinent to provide his aids with bulletproof cars aswell. Nonsense!
For your mind the bulletproof car just magically appeared there and saved his life. Do you know what lead him to buy the bulletproof car? or how he bought the car
And you strongly believe that once you are inside an armoured car then nothing can hurt you right? That is the myopic and shallow thinking I am talking about.
* These people planned and ambushed to kill this man yet they choose a weak spot to lay ambush which allow escape but you didn't ask why??
* The want to kill a man inside a bulletproof car, yet they went to the operation with just small caliber weapons that can't penetrate his armour and you can't ask why??
To you a miracle would have been when they attacked him and he disappeared inside the car or when they shoot at him and the bullet won't penetrate him that is when you would have called it a miracle.... Hmmm sorry bro that is not a biblical teaching but God can still do that if choose to do it.
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Toosure70: 7:00am On Oct 29, 2022
You're about to go down, be careful with that your useless star.
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by ameh43: 7:41am On Oct 29, 2022
Exjoker:
The myopic thinking of many people is astonishing... How can somebody make jest of sad situations like this.... 8 people lost their lives in that incident for christ sake.

Because they weren't protected by the bulletproof car. That is what the guy was trying to say... It was bulletproof that saved him and others were killed because the same protection wasn't given to them. Na lie?

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by ameh43: 7:46am On Oct 29, 2022
RoyalAutos:


Portable needs a rehab fr!
For been honest with the ugly truth that some personalities protect themselves and expose their security personnel to risk? Where the security people that were killed not humans that should be subject to same protection? What happens to their families now? If it was God, was God only for the pastor? Let us at times face the truth no matter how hard it hit us. Outside the way the message was passed, he wasn't saying anything out of place.. We worship man instead of God

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by 609moradeun: 7:47am On Oct 29, 2022
The myopic thinking of many people is astonishing... How can somebody make jest of sad situations like this.... 8 people lost their lives in that incident for christ sake.The myopic thinking of many people is astonishing... How can somebody make jest of sad situations like this.... 8 people lost their lives in that incident for christ sake....
Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by ameh43: 7:53am On Oct 29, 2022
maberry:
Idiot
But there are issues raised in this video that I actually feel is not out of place. Where these people that lost their lives subject to same protection or they were left for Got to protect them and the other for the bullet proof car? I am not in support of anyone mocking adversary of others but common sense should be applied in some situations... When you are given stickers and the giver goes around with bullet proof cars, oga wise up oh! Lolzzzz

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Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by RealTrump: 7:59am On Oct 29, 2022
FalseProphet1:
In 2 years time, the name portable would be as forgotten as the man who designed the Nigerian flag.

This I have seen.

But his dollar royalty from Spotify, apple music, YouTube music and the likes shall reign forever, even his grand children will keep cashing out grin....go figure

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