HQ, have yu forgotten my name?

spizzlenik:

Kunbi, No bi naija u dey? U dont sleep, how do u cope during the day?

I dey smoke soko

Pweety4me:

u ko?

Thank you o jare

HQ:

My thoughts Exactly!

You are highly

patwhizkid:

HG dey Ajegunle

I agree

Pweety4me:

^^^Where u dey?_{by d way she has gone 2 bed now.}

Should i tell you where him dey but coded oo

^^^Hmmm ok i am listening. . .

Ilu awon afin

Your yoruba is tight ooo i dont want him to understand i meant ilu pres dudu

P.s gudnight

Kunbee:

Your yoruba is tight ooo i dont want him to understand i meant ilu pres dudu

P.s gudnight

ahaha thanx babe sleep tite. . .

My dad's nagging

^^^U f*ck winch?or u no get at all?

[size=13pt]^{Deep breath in and out} what has taken R'Over this lady. . . . Oh my goodness  i just pured one bottle of sperm inside  her smooth hole, why is she pissing off without considering im the man responsible for the pregnacy. . . .  [/size]

My sister and mum

^^^It's always family issues. . .

Nothing.
It's been a gd day so far.

Having a smooth day so far.
i hope it continues

Pweety4me:

^^^It's always family issues. . .

Yeah yeah

@OP NEPA

Finding out flash forward didnt record

The stupid interviewer  , but am glad i turned d negative energy to positive
<sub>stupid degree wit no job kia

misplaced my USB, nd i 4got to back the files up

but am fine now</sub>

Me is sweet lyk sugar, not pissed

Alcohol hoarders

just this my boss that doesnt want to approve my leave application

i go swear for am ooo

Nothing. I am kool as a cucumber

^^
same here

the immaturity and insecurity of men

the fact that i still miss you

otuwe:

the fact that i still miss you

awwww how sweet,

nada! am kool like that

the stupid sun!

na rain u want?

T.

Big Bro.

Phroah

The bloody shower curtain rod - kept falling apart while I tried to hang some laundry on it.