WHICH FOOD DESERVES TO BE
THE BOSS
OF ALL*

BEANS: I am not suppose to be
arguing with
you guys. Everyone loves .
POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of
them
dey eat you.
BEANS: I am already the king with or
without a
crown, na me be number one for this
Unit, my
face show, my shoe shine, my teeth .
RICE: Must we even argue about this?
Everyone loves me, any function or
party you
go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm
not there
that means the party never dey sup be .
Children loves me, adult loves me.
Some
families can't go two days without
cooking me.
No cap I am the king of all foods.
YAM: You that people can't buy, you
are
calling yourself king.
POTATOES: See kettle calling pot
black. You
wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh
yam
answer me?
YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I
was
saying, people love me because I can
be
prepared in different ways; boiled,
pottage,
fried and when pounded I am the king
of all
swallows with egusi sitting next to me
as my
queen.
EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me
blush ,stop
it.
OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon
all the
draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw
this guys
(pounded yam) .
POTATOES: Must you rub your
relationship on Exajubancer
our single faces?
SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be
crowned as the king of all foods.
POTATOES: See small nyansh dey
shake o!
SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people
wey tall
dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow
talk.
INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh
bro.
SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should
be the
king because I am very fast to prepare
and
require less ingredients. Ask a student
who just
came back from class and see what he
or she
will tell you.
BEANS: (laughs)
INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your
last line is
absolutely me and not you.
(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated
argument)
Then garri walks in and everywhere
silent.

Garri na baba

Opus001:
Garri na baba

I swear